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[Quantum Toast]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

[Trigonous]

And on that day, v1 will be released.




Next month.

[PresidentEvil]

Urist McPhysics cancels Smelt Uranium Ore: Interrupted by weapons inspector.

[kilakan]

dwarves figure a way to embark into the real world, and all of a sudden there's a giant ass fortress in your backyard, and they are eating your dog.

[Grakelin]

And selling you literally millions of mugs they crafted from pebbles in your backyard.

[Deimos56]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

[NRN_R_Sumo1]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

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Fuck you.

my head hurts now.

[Zege]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

[Acanthus117]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

Acanthus117 cancels read thread: too confused
The conundrum hits Acanthus117 in the head!
It is run through!
Acanthus117 has been struck down!

[Dwarven WMD]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

Acanthus117 cancels read thread: too confused
The conundrum hits Acanthus117 in the head!
It is run through!
Acanthus117 has been struck down!

Dwarven WMD cancels explode: Attempt to comprehend.
Dwarven WMD cancels comprehend: Head turned into black hole.
Dwarven WMD is struck down!

[Quantum Toast]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

Acanthus117 cancels read thread: too confused
The conundrum hits Acanthus117 in the head!
It is run through!
Acanthus117 has been struck down!

Dwarven WMD cancels explode: Attempt to comprehend.
Dwarven WMD cancels comprehend: Head turned into black hole.
Dwarven WMD is struck down!

Quantum Toast cancels Death by Brain Failure: seeking drink.

[Caesar]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

Acanthus117 cancels read thread: too confused
The conundrum hits Acanthus117 in the head!
It is run through!
Acanthus117 has been struck down!

Dwarven WMD cancels explode: Attempt to comprehend.
Dwarven WMD cancels comprehend: Head turned into black hole.
Dwarven WMD is struck down!

Quantum Toast cancels Death by Brain Failure: seeking drink.

Caesar cancels being on fire: Adding post to quote pyramid.

[Schilcote]

It's entirely possible. If the DF dwarves were sentient, do you think they'd have any idea that they're in a game? The concept of reality held by many pepole is quite flawed really, "reality" is just what you can see. So even if the universe was just a computer program on someone's PC, it'd still be "real" because we're sentient beings.

[SquidgyB]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

Acanthus117 cancels read thread: too confused
The conundrum hits Acanthus117 in the head!
It is run through!
Acanthus117 has been struck down!

Dwarven WMD cancels explode: Attempt to comprehend.
Dwarven WMD cancels comprehend: Head turned into black hole.
Dwarven WMD is struck down!

Quantum Toast cancels Death by Brain Failure: seeking drink.

Caesar cancels being on fire: Adding post to quote pyramid.

Urist McSciencedorf cancels build Adamantine Large Hadron Collider: interrupted by growing black hole

[kilakan]

Urist McNerd cancels life: Playing Human Town


And then we hit some sort of infinitely recursive singularity and the universe collapses

Someday it probably will get to the point where somebody will build a dwarven computer that can run a second copy of Dwarf Fortress.

...Oh my Armok, do you know what this means?!
What if we're that second copy? Or another copy of a copy in an infinite nest of copies?

Zege cancels Surf Internet: Head Exploded
Zege has been struck down!

Acanthus117 cancels read thread: too confused
The conundrum hits Acanthus117 in the head!
It is run through!
Acanthus117 has been struck down!

Dwarven WMD cancels explode: Attempt to comprehend.
Dwarven WMD cancels comprehend: Head turned into black hole.
Dwarven WMD is struck down!

Quantum Toast cancels Death by Brain Failure: seeking drink.

Caesar cancels being on fire: Adding post to quote pyramid.

Urist McSciencedorf cancels build Adamantine Large Hadron Collider: interrupted by growing black hole

Kilakan cancles die horribly:annoying the extremely short people on the other side of the hole.