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Author Topic: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?  (Read 5017 times)

FluffyToast J

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2010, 01:17:13 am »

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gamegreen33

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2010, 01:18:23 am »

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2010, 01:21:35 am »

I was reading some girls facebook profile.

It listed that she had 2 cats.

I flinched.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2010, 01:23:49 am »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.
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gamegreen33

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2010, 01:25:28 am »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2010, 01:27:01 am »

the F in DF 1.0 actually stands for "Forever" <.< *ducks*
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2010, 01:27:41 am »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.

Dwarf Fortress 8: I have no mouth and I must haul

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gamegreen33

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2010, 01:31:12 am »

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2010, 01:33:19 am »

Dwarf Fortress 10: Locked & Loaded

Dwarf Fortress 11: Oceans

Okayy, stupidly made Ocean's 11 reference. Should go to bed now......
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gamegreen33

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2010, 01:36:12 am »

Dwarf Fortress 10: Locked & Loaded

Dwarf Fortress 11: Oceans

Okayy, stupidly made Ocean's 11 reference. Should go to bed now......

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2010, 01:42:04 am »

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2010, 01:44:36 am »

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

gamegreen33

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2010, 01:57:24 am »

Another double post, but I have to go to bed and I have to get this one in...

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2010, 02:02:05 am »

Another double post, but I have to go to bed and I have to get this one in...

Dwarf Fortress 18: Barely Legal

Great... that gave me a horrible metal image of bearded female dwarf in a bikini. I'm going to have nightmares now, thanks alot.  >:(

:P
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« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2010, 02:04:14 am »

You just had to share, didn't you?

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.
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