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[kotekzot]

Bags are pretty useful as furniture. Backpacks, on the other hand...

[immibis]

I have an adamantine flask worth about 1.5 million dwarfbucks.

Absolutely and utterly useless.

I bet it could hold liquids pretty well though. It could hold magma!

That would be cool, only problem though, you can't order your dwarves to fill it up with someting specific

I'm not sure if corrosive liquids are in for the next release, but if there are any, adamantine would probably be the ultimate for something that is extremely corrosive.

I don't think they are, but it would be quite cool. Kobold thief steals your adamantine flask and accidentally spills lye (sodium hydroxide or potassium hydroxide) on itself, drops the flask and flees to the nearest murky pool to clean it off.

[Archmage Ansrit]

"Idolgallows", a pig iron shoe worth 117600 units.

Bloody hell, an iron shoe?! It might as well be a pig iron greave! Actually, that's exactly what it is, only it covers less and is hellishly uncomfortable.

I bet is heavy too. What's next? Lead shoes?

Urist McDebtor: No! I swear I will have the money next week! I promise!
Urist McGodfather: *Italian accent, yes, with the Scotish one as well* Sorry, you had your chance, get 'im, boys!
Urist McDebtor: No! Not the shoes, not the shoes!
*Gets lead shoes put on*
*Gets tossed into river*
Urist McDebtor, shopkeep, has been struck down!

Urist McGodfather: Shit, is this a carp river?! SCRAM!

[Asmodeous]

I had someone make a native platinum idol with rings of native platinum, spikes of obsidian and platinum (the bar), and an image in giant cave spider silk of itself. Was worth about 200k, give or take 15k.

It ended up not being useless, I just had it moved to the baron's room and made it his own little spiked teddy bear.

[Onamar]

For some reason all my gem cutters got strange moods all in a row and made perfect smokey opals... Waiting to get some artufact furniture to stick them all on.

[CrossBolt]

holy crap, artifact gems!

This is an artifact gem, it meances with spikes of artifact gem

[Ottofar]

I bet is heavy too. What's next? Lead shoes? ↲*Mafia joke*

Heavy boots of lead filling victims full of dread?

[immibis]

Ozkaklektad, "Carriedlures", a turtle shell ring

This is a turtle shell ring. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of giant cave spider silk and Rock crystal. This object is adorned with hanging rings.
On the item is an image of Tulon Cryptjoined the dwarf in turtle shell. Tulon Cryptjoined is traveling. The artwork related to the flight of the dwarf Tulon Cryptjoined into the First Forests in the late winter of 254.
On the item is an image of Olon Brushedslings the dwarf and dwarves in Rock crystal. Olon Brushedslings is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwirj rekates ti tge ascension if tge dwarf Olon Brushedslings to leadership of The Splattered Spear in 1.
On the item is an image of Nish Equalglazes the dwarf and dwarves in raccoon bone. Nish Equalglazes is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Nish Equalglazes to leadership of The Splattered Spear in 78.
On the item is an image of mountains in Rope reed.

[buckets]

I bet is heavy too. What's next? Lead shoes? ↲*Mafia joke*

Heavy boots of lead filling victims full of dread?

Running as fast as they can.
Iron Man lives again!

[MacaqueAttack]

And finally, "The Brutal Band", a zinc idol worth 64800 units:

"The Brutal Band", a "heavy metal" idol? Did your dwarf just create Dethklok?

[Fullmoon]

Um.
Black diamond ring ~144000
Rock crystal puzzlebox with black diamond (duh), 3 bars of aluminum, bar of platinum and bar of gold. ~~340000

[Ottofar]

There's a plenty of heavy metal in this thread.

[userjjb]

I just got the most expensive artifact I've ever seen.

Flayedpulled, a spiked adamantine ball
This is a spiked adamantine ball. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of two-humped camel bone. This object menaces with spikes of adamantine.

Worth 4,897,200 dwarf dollars. Yes, almost 5 million!

[buckets]

I just got the most expensive artifact I've ever seen.

Flayedpulled, a spiked adamantine ball
This is a spiked adamantine ball. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of two-humped camel bone. This object menaces with spikes of adamantine.

Worth 4,897,200 dwarf dollars. Yes, almost 5 million!

I'm pretty sure you can use those in traps...

[Xzalander]

I just got the most expensive artifact I've ever seen.

Flayedpulled, a spiked adamantine ball
This is a spiked adamantine ball. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of two-humped camel bone. This object menaces with spikes of adamantine.

Worth 4,897,200 dwarf dollars. Yes, almost 5 million!

I'm pretty sure you can use those in traps...

Don't. Adamantine is very lightweight and useless for Blunt Weapons/Traps. Adamantine is best used for slashing and cutting.