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woose1

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Re: Worlds most stupid weapons.
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2010, 05:06:45 pm »

Quote from Aqizzar's link:
"Metal Storm has created a 36-barreled stacked projectile machine gun, boasting the highest rate of fire in the world. The prototype weapon demonstrated a firing rate of 1.62 million rounds per minute for a 180-round burst.[3]"

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Armok

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Re: Worlds most stupid weapons.
« Reply #61 on: March 14, 2010, 05:13:01 pm »

now, if we get a reload mecanism that can let the metalstor fire uninterupted for indefenete periods of time, how could posible more dakka than that archive anything?
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« Reply #62 on: March 14, 2010, 05:14:55 pm »

Oh, there can always be more Dakka. You know this.

Also, we'd deplete the world's entire ammo supplies within about a day, considering that thing can fire a million rounds in a minute.
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« Reply #63 on: March 14, 2010, 05:47:45 pm »

I spent all day drawing and thinking today, and made a Gatling Gatling ballista with a steam engine to draw back the strings. I'm taking it in to my professor because he can do the calculations for the firing force it would have, but fuck it y'all, I'm building this thing and mounting it in my truck bed. It has double Gatling for a reason. Anyone else remember the rides at the fair where it was the three carts on a wheel, that was on a spar from a larger wheel that had two other spars? It was like, spinning while you spin, Xzibit style. This is like that.
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Re: Worlds most stupid weapons.
« Reply #64 on: March 14, 2010, 06:02:44 pm »

Yeah, you wouldn't hold it.  But still, handles.

Actually, I don't know how great it would be on a vehicle in a real warefare situation.  Sure, you'd probably hit your target, but you'd also hit everything within 45 degrees of wherever you're aiming.
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« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2010, 07:33:02 pm »

Yeah, you wouldn't hold it.  But still, handles.

Actually, I don't know how great it would be on a vehicle in a real warefare situation.  Sure, you'd probably hit your target, but you'd also hit everything within 45 degrees of wherever you're aiming.
That'd be good against large numbers.
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Re: Worlds most stupid weapons.
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2010, 07:39:25 pm »

The solution to your inability to hold the Gatling shotgun is simple, weld two together facing in opposite directions! This has the added bonus of doubling your dakka.
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« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2010, 07:40:36 pm »

I have done a good thing. I figured out how to work cannon shot in with the double gatling ballista. I have functional blueprints that I will work on over spring break.
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« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2010, 08:03:49 pm »

The solution to your inability to hold the Gatling shotgun is simple, weld two together facing in opposite directions! This has the added bonus of doubling your dakka.

It's unfortunate that energy doesn't disappear in such a situation, because I think this would actually crush you inbetween the two shotguns.

Or something.
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« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2010, 08:20:32 pm »

just put some shock absorbers and special alloys in the gun and it will be fine.
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Leafsnail

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« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2010, 08:30:38 pm »

You'd then have literally no control over where you're firing.  Could work if you're alone, perhaps?
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« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2010, 08:51:11 pm »

You'd then have literally no control over where you're firing.  Could work if you're alone, perhaps?

Well you could be able to control the general dirrection of where you are firing.
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« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2010, 09:29:48 pm »

And, let's face it, when you're dual-wielding gatling shotguns no matter where you fire you only have control over the general direction.
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« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2010, 11:04:36 pm »

But nobody is going to dispute your control unless they are behind a few meters of steel and directly behind you.
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« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2010, 11:15:34 pm »

Or in a sweet ass mecha.
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