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atomicthumbs

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Dwarves in comas
« on: March 12, 2010, 08:16:13 pm »
At least one of my dwarves was injured in a cave-in. She's my legendary miner, with all her attributes maxed, and she dragged herself into bed with two mangled legs. Now she's completely healed, but is still unconscious.

Is there any way to get her to wake up? I'm getting tired of the human diplomat hanging around in my barracks (the miner keeps getting elected mayor even though she's unconscious).
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 08:18:48 pm »
Remove the bed and forbid all untaken beds. She will be forced to do stuff.
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2010, 09:51:29 pm »
Quote from: atomicthumbs on March 12, 2010, 08:16:13 pm
(the miner keeps getting elected mayor even though she's unconscious).

Little bastards are smarter than we've been giving them credit for.
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2010, 09:56:16 pm »
Comatose Mayor has issued new mandates:

Make Fluffy Pillow [1/1]
Make Fuzzy Blanket [1/1]
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kilakan

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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2010, 10:58:10 pm »
Comatose Mayor's inventory layers show two layers of spit on EVERYTHING!!!
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2010, 11:10:53 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on March 13, 2010, 10:58:10 pm
Comatose Mayor's inventory layers show two layers of spit on EVERYTHING!!!
Of all the bodily fluids Toady could add to the game...

Then again, given some of the clowns in the game, it's not the worst fluid he could add.
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2010, 11:13:05 pm »
Yeah... ugh, frog slime!  *shudder*
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 11:21:52 pm »
can unconscious dwarves give birth? This could cause some very sketchy ethics. Well, for whatever ethics dwarves have anyway


Urist McViolated has given birth to a girl!
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2010, 11:44:39 pm »
Quote from: silverskull39 on March 13, 2010, 11:21:52 pm
can unconscious dwarves give birth? This could cause some very sketchy ethics. Well, for whatever ethics dwarves have anyway


Urist McViolated has given birth to a girl!
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves...
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2010, 11:55:54 pm »
Quote from: Blackburn on March 13, 2010, 11:44:39 pm
Quote from: silverskull39 on March 13, 2010, 11:21:52 pm
can unconscious dwarves give birth? This could cause some very sketchy ethics. Well, for whatever ethics dwarves have anyway


Urist McViolated has given birth to a girl!
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves...
But all the dwarves are male and do naughty things to Snow White.

I also have the COTG unconcious in bed with a moderately wounded leg.
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2010, 11:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on March 13, 2010, 11:55:54 pm
Quote from: Blackburn on March 13, 2010, 11:44:39 pm
Quote from: silverskull39 on March 13, 2010, 11:21:52 pm
can unconscious dwarves give birth? This could cause some very sketchy ethics. Well, for whatever ethics dwarves have anyway


Urist McViolated has given birth to a girl!
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves...
But all the dwarves are male and do naughty things to Snow White.
Yeah, that's what my joke was supposed to be.
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Re: Dwarves in comas
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2010, 06:50:53 am »
Quote from: Blackburn on March 13, 2010, 11:59:07 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on March 13, 2010, 11:55:54 pm
Quote from: Blackburn on March 13, 2010, 11:44:39 pm
Quote from: silverskull39 on March 13, 2010, 11:21:52 pm
can unconscious dwarves give birth? This could cause some very sketchy ethics. Well, for whatever ethics dwarves have anyway


Urist McViolated has given birth to a girl!
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves...
But all the dwarves are male and do naughty things to Snow White.
Yeah, that's what my joke was supposed to be.
Ooh that's what it was supposed to be!
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