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Stas

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Dwarf Troopers
« on: March 12, 2010, 07:31:48 pm »

I checked around the forum and didn't find this, so here's my idea :


                        DWARVEN STORMTROOPERS!!!     :o

I will make them bone armor, an entire suit, so it's white like the actual troopers from the movies, then I give them a cross bow and there ya go. I can have an awesome army of Marksdwarves that I just rename to StormTroopers.


Has this been done before?

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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 07:33:11 pm »

eh, they'll eventually become to accurate when shooting to be actual stormtroopers
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 07:33:44 pm »

eh, they'll eventually become to accurate when shooting to be actual stormtroopers
Or not, considering bone armor and everything.
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 07:34:47 pm »

They won't reach high marksdwarf level due to the fact that they will be slaughtered cause of bad armor.
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 07:35:19 pm »

Bonus Points: Make a Victory Star Destroyer above your base on a dock.

Multiplier: Make it entirely of steel.
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 07:44:24 pm »

I'll even go as far as modding in Dura-Steel  (Star Wars for those who didn't know)
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 07:51:50 pm »

You basically win if you mod in lightsabers and have your leader as a champion swordsman.

If possible, make "Jedi" as its weapon profession...
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 07:58:09 pm »

More like, have a dungeon master and rename him to Darth Sidious with profession " Emperor " and another guy with leather armor and a modded ligthsaber whom I'll call Darth Vader.
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 08:01:01 pm »

Equip a large force of your army with a sword called "vibroblade". Mod in a white steel for your armor... basically MAKE Star Wars.
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 08:02:09 pm »

Star Wars mod, anyone?
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 08:02:47 pm »

There might not be one... ... ...

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MAKE IT!!!!!!!
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 08:04:56 pm »

DM to hippie elf rebel leader:
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 08:08:02 pm »

So...who is going to make it?  I suck at coding and yeah...
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 08:12:11 pm »

We dont destroy cities... we just cover them in magma.

And Stas, it doesnt require coding. Just extensive changing of the raw objects.
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Re: Dwarf Troopers
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 08:13:33 pm »

I'll see what I can do.
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