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kisame12794

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #855 on: January 09, 2012, 06:11:56 pm »

DF: Go to hell. Enjoy your stay.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #856 on: January 10, 2012, 07:49:02 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Promoting racial harmony, one cage trap at a time.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #857 on: January 10, 2012, 08:01:25 pm »

after playing this game I became open minded to dog meat

Don't do it. It tastes halfway decent, but if you're not used to it, you will get horrible diarrhea. Trust me on this.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #858 on: January 10, 2012, 10:17:24 pm »

after playing this game I became open minded to dog meat

Don't do it. It tastes halfway decent, but if you're not used to it, you will get horrible diarrhea. Trust me on this.
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Look up the posts about me being homeless. It gets a lot worse. Protip: Don't piss off wolves. They try to eat your face.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #859 on: January 10, 2012, 10:53:19 pm »

Look up the posts about me being homeless. It gets a lot worse. Protip: Don't piss off wolves. They try to eat your face.

Bare your teeth, stick the tip of your tongue between your teeth and growl at them. This will make them to leave you alone, or cause the biggest to try and eat you.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #860 on: January 12, 2012, 04:36:10 pm »

Look up the posts about me being homeless. It gets a lot worse. Protip: Don't piss off wolves. They try to eat your face.

Bare your teeth, stick the tip of your tongue between your teeth and growl at them. This will make them to leave you alone, or cause the biggest to try and eat you.
well they were gonna eat you in the first place...
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #861 on: January 23, 2012, 07:28:09 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Like getting a Gameboy box filled with socks for Christmas; and the socks are filled with money.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #862 on: January 23, 2012, 07:38:39 pm »

dwarf fortress: a land of singularity generators and perpetual motion

(dworfven atom smasher and dworfven reactor.)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #863 on: January 23, 2012, 09:04:49 pm »

  Where else can you guide anywhere from seven to 200 alcoholic dwarves to build a Rube Goldberg fortress with traps that can kill things (especially elves) in thousands of different ways?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #864 on: January 23, 2012, 09:32:40 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: It's boring, digging, tunneling, mining, burrowing, channeling, excavating...
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kisame12794

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #865 on: January 23, 2012, 10:05:42 pm »

Dwarf fortress:Where badassery is only the beginning.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #866 on: January 23, 2012, 10:20:03 pm »

In Dwarf Fortress cat pet you.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #867 on: January 24, 2012, 05:27:52 pm »

Something doesn't seem right. And it's not because you took my eyes.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #868 on: January 24, 2012, 07:19:43 pm »

Dwarf fortress: You took my eyes. You took my arms. You took my legs. You took my SANITY. Walk over here so I can bite you in half.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #869 on: January 25, 2012, 09:38:48 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: The Testing Ground for Gods
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