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Author Topic: This game needs a tag line  (Read 336318 times)

Farmerbob

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #780 on: July 30, 2011, 01:12:11 am »

Dwarf Fortress.  You should see OUR little ponies.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80240.0

Sorry, I have nothing at all to do with the development of the MLP mod, but I'm following it because it's made of win.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #781 on: July 30, 2011, 02:10:25 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Morality is for elves.
(also works as a tagline for the forums)

Dwarf Fortress: DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE.

Dwarf Fortress: Why make something useful when you can make something Fun?

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #782 on: July 30, 2011, 06:05:25 pm »

I think I've got the ultimate one here.

Dwarf Fortress : All you booze are belong to us.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #783 on: July 31, 2011, 01:19:04 am »

I think I've got the ultimate one here.

Dwarf Fortress : All you booze are belong to us.

This is a masterwork adamantine meme. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the meme is a rendition of the infamously-poor translation of Zero Wing. One of the characters has a beard scribbled on. The character is making a plaintive gesture. The artwork relates to the attempted creation of the meme "all your booze are belong to us" by Dae in the midsummer of 2011.
On the meme is an image of Mego the dwarf and Dae the dwarf in limestone. Mego is hammering Dae for his prudence. Dae is making a rude gesture. The artwork relates to Dae's punishment by Mego for attempting to repurpose a lame meme for the purposes of Dwarf Fortress in the midsummer of 2011.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2011, 01:55:00 pm by Mego »
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #784 on: July 31, 2011, 01:58:34 am »

I think I've got the ultimate one here.

Dwarf Fortress : All you booze are belong to us.

This is a masterwork adamantine meme. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the meme is a rendition of the infamously-poor translation of F-Zero. One of the characters has a beard scribbled on. The character is making a plaintive gesture. The artwork relates to the attempted creation of the meme "all your booze are belong to us" by Dae in the midsummer of 2011.
On the meme is an image of Mego the dwarf and Dae the dwarf in limestone. Mego is hammering Dae for his prudence. Dae is making a rude gesture. The artwork relates to Dae's punishment by Mego for attempting to repurpose a lame meme for the purposes of Dwarf Fortress in the midsummer of 2011.
The game is Zero Wing. Meme fail.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #785 on: July 31, 2011, 01:56:36 pm »

This is a masterwork adamantine meme. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the meme is a rendition of the infamously-poor translation of F-Zero. One of the characters has a beard scribbled on. The character is making a plaintive gesture. The artwork relates to the attempted creation of the meme "all your booze are belong to us" by Dae in the midsummer of 2011.
On the meme is an image of Mego the dwarf and Dae the dwarf in limestone. Mego is hammering Dae for his prudence. Dae is making a rude gesture. The artwork relates to Dae's punishment by Mego for attempting to repurpose a lame meme for the purposes of Dwarf Fortress in the midsummer of 2011.
The game is Zero Wing. Meme fail.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #786 on: July 31, 2011, 02:37:43 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: No morals, no problem.
Dwarf Fortress: Come for the peace, stay for the war.
Dwarf Fortress: Intellect enhancement.
Dwarf Fortress: Tonight we dine in Hell.
Dwarf Fortress: Drink, Fight, Die.
Dwarf Fortress: Our booze is drunk not from the skulls of our enemies, because when we are through there are no skulls.
Dwarf Fortress: Live short, die tall.
Dwarf Fortress: "Do you think they're compensating for something?"
Dwarf Fortress: We never win, but we never lose, either.
Dwarf Fortress: Spit in the face of danger.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #787 on: August 16, 2011, 02:29:04 pm »

Quote from: A plot summary
A bunch of random stuff happens, then you tell alcoholics to go dig a hole.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #788 on: August 17, 2011, 12:42:18 am »

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A bunch of random stuff happens, then you tell alcoholics to go dig a hole.

The best part? The first bit is actually true, not an exaggeration or simplification!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #789 on: August 21, 2011, 01:09:05 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: You have the right remain confused.

EDIT:
Dwarf Fortress: If you have read this, it is too late for you
Dwarf Fortress: Graphics? Who needs graphics when you have MAGMA?
Dwarf Fortress: The Thinker's Mine Craft
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« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 01:19:44 pm by chuckthegr8 »
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #790 on: August 26, 2011, 01:36:28 pm »

Dwarf fortress : Not as complicated as it looks. It's even worse actually.

Looks better as a motivational (WARNING : *ludicrously huge* picture):
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT : So huge my 1 Gb quota have exploded... Who put this horror in his RSS feed?
« Last Edit: November 15, 2011, 02:39:13 am by Yag Alone »
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #791 on: August 26, 2011, 01:38:10 pm »

That really could use some cropping.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #792 on: August 26, 2011, 04:13:39 pm »

I refuse to quote that abomination. Truly I have never seen a picture with such little regard for the size of it's home post.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #793 on: August 26, 2011, 04:33:53 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: The best thing sinceOHGODMAGMA
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #794 on: August 27, 2011, 07:53:40 pm »

Dwarf Fortress:Yes. Hell Yes. Hell. Fucking. YES.
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