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[blackmagechill]

Dwarf Fortress: If you can talk after the first hit, you're pretty cool. If you're awake after the second, your good, but if you can breath after the third, you're fucked up beyond belief.

[Rexfelum]

Dwarf Fortress: There are no problems, only magma.

I dunno if someone's said that one already, but I like it.  You can derive multiple relevant meanings from it.

--Rexfelum

[Urist Imiknorris]

Magma is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[RedWarrior0]

Magma is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Not true.

Nobles are also a problem. Dwarves should move to Somalia.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Nobles are attracted to magma like moths to a flame.

[zwei]

Nobles are attracted to magma like moths to a flame.

Quote that made it worth watching this thread!

[Urist is dead tome]

Dwarf Fortress: We're gonna need bigger picks.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Toady's signature "he he he" has begun to frighten me. It could mean any of:

-Hah, that's mildly amusing.
-Hah, that's correct and mildly amusing.
-Hah, the new release will include greater horrors than your feeble minds could possibly imagine, and these terrors on dwarfkind will stop at nothing to feast upon the flesh of your alchoholic midgets.

EDIT:

It's faster to write "!!science!!" than any of the synonyms: "mad science", "dwarven science", or "crimes against the laws of god and man".

[ArcaneBoozery]

DF: Bringing cats and training spears together since 2006

DF: It's 10PM, do you know where your walled-in stoneworkers are?

DF: Of cat-farming and fey moods

[Nami]

DF: I just made a trap that floods the entrance of fortress with magma, to burn any invader to death, and then water to turn it to encase them in stone.   I got bored used it on some elven merchants.

^Wordier then I wanted, but eh... XD

DF: Our dwarfs are perpetual motion machines!

I only got to page 6 before I skipped ahead, so this might be a repeat.  ^^;

[Urist Imiknorris]

DF: I just made a trap that floods the entrance of fortress with magma, to burn any invader to death, and then water to turn it to encase them in stone.   I got bored used it on some elven merchants.

"I made a device that floods my entrance with lava and then rapidly cools it, encasing enemies in rock. Elven merchants count as enemies when I'm bored. It works perfectly."

[Nami]

DF: I just made a trap that floods the entrance of fortress with magma, to burn any invader to death, and then water to turn it to encase them in stone.   I got bored used it on some elven merchants.

"I made a device that floods my entrance with lava and then rapidly cools it, encasing enemies in rock. Elven merchants count as enemies when I'm bored. It works perfectly."

Much better then mine, just ONE adjustment

[Urist Imiknorris]

Most DF players see everything from infradead to ultraviolent.

[Rentorian]

DF: Bringing out your inner sociopath

[blackmagechill]

Dwarf Fortress: Go ahead. do it. Make your mother cry.