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jaxler

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #885 on: February 08, 2012, 01:07:36 pm »
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #886 on: April 09, 2012, 01:06:53 pm »
dwarf fortress: it has a shittonn of menus.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #887 on: April 09, 2012, 02:18:13 pm »
"This game brought to you by Giant Desert Scorpions"

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #888 on: April 10, 2012, 09:28:42 am »
Dwarf fortress: Our Farmers are outstanding in their fields.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #889 on: April 13, 2012, 03:55:25 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: The place where your wildest dreams come true, die and come back to kill you as undead.

Btw, I think like under the title, the tag line should be different every time you reload the page if it gets posted somewhere. We should pick the best ones and just put them in one big randomiser.

Dwarf Fortress: Learn Geography and Biology without even noticing. (AKA "Practice the effects of surgery on live patients!")
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #890 on: April 13, 2012, 04:30:30 pm »
DF: where your overall rating depends on how horrible you die
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #891 on: April 13, 2012, 06:05:27 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Invent new ways to use maga to improve the world.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #892 on: April 13, 2012, 06:11:26 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: ESRB shriveled up and died when it saw this game.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #893 on: April 13, 2012, 07:15:49 pm »
Any joke that refers to Chuck Norris needs to have the joke creator dropped into the magma sea.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #894 on: April 13, 2012, 07:36:40 pm »
DF: Where immobile creatures are worse than stuff you encounter in the endgame.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #895 on: April 13, 2012, 07:47:29 pm »
DF: OSHA? Whatever is that?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #896 on: April 13, 2012, 08:31:47 pm »
In ASCII, what is an "A"? I do occasionally play with ASCII but can't remember.
Whatever it is, a tagline could be:
"Dwarf fortress: Triple A? WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' (whatever A is)"
then again, it wouldn't really be an advertisement if only the players got the joke...
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #897 on: April 13, 2012, 10:25:16 pm »
Quote from: Twangykid on April 13, 2012, 08:31:47 pm
In ASCII, what is an "A"? I do occasionally play with ASCII but can't remember.
Whatever it is, a tagline could be:
"Dwarf fortress: Triple A? WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' (whatever A is)"
then again, it wouldn't really be an advertisement if only the players got the joke...

American?

"WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' AMERICA"
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #898 on: April 13, 2012, 11:35:40 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Approaching the Singularity has never been so Fun.

Alternately,
Dwarf Fortress: Turing complete in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1 more century.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #899 on: April 14, 2012, 04:23:42 am »
DORF FORTRESS: FLAMING BABY FLAIL'S COMIN' AT YA DEMONS.
DORF FORTRESS: We have created an abomination.
DORF FORTRESS: Think the game's industry is too pandering these days? Get ready to have your kneecaps punched off.
DORF FORTRESS: The difficulty scale that's so vertical NASA uses it to help fire its rockets.
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