Dwarf Fortress: Making Cthulu cry himself to sleep.
Dwarf Fortress: Losing is Fun, Fun is Insanity, Insanity has control of the Lever, Lever = Magma
Dwarf Fortress: Insant Fun, just add Magma.
Dwarf Fortress: Obey The Toady One!
Dwarf Fortress: Where fun is fun, but !fun! is even more so.
Dwarf Fortress: Unless your Game allows YOU to build a Active Volcano inside a Fortress thats INSIDE a Active Volcano, then Brother your game just isn't Awesome. (bonuses for having that volcano in the middle of the Ocean)
Dwarf Fortress: Where Insanity Breeds Creativity. (And Cats...)
Dwarf Fortress: Where Now that i've posted the volcano in a fort in a volcano in the ocean someone's going to build a ocean in a volcano in a fort thats in a volcano thats in the ocean, just for lulz (and probally crash all of that into Hell with a Single lever to crush Clowns or something
Dwarf Fortress: Where if someone's prossessed you give them a workshop and hope they don't make another useless artifact ring.
Dwarf Fortress: Where Unicorns are killing machines, Evil is Good and you can kill a 50 foot tall solid bronze creature by throwing a creature made of fuzz at it... or your pants.
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