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[KillerClowns]

*Bump.*
Dwarf Fortress: Dwarves rush in where angels fear to tread! 

[silverskull39]

DF: Getting you back in touch with that little, angry man living inside of you.

DF: Got Dwarf?

DF: If one dwarf dies, it's a tragedy. If twenty dwarves die, it's a tantrum spiral waiting to happen.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Grimic]

Dwarf Fortress: If God never trimmed his beard...

Dwarf Fortress: Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!

Dwarf Fortress: Filled to 8/7 with awesome.

[xtank5]

DF: If one dwarf dies, it's a tragedy. If twenty dwarves die, it's a tantrum spiral waiting to happen Fucking hilarious.

Fix'd.

[PTTG??]

Dwarf Fortress: Elf; it's what's for dinner.

and now, time for sing along dwarf songs!

"Oh give me a home, where the dwarf children roam, and the elves and the goblins get flayed! Where seldom is heard a single sober word, and the prisoners are tortured all day!

Home, home in the fort...."

"This land is my land, this land ain't your land, from the fortress battlements, to the magma cannon!"


The ballad of Urist McAxedwarf;
"Oh, say can you see by the magma's dim light
What so proudly we hailed as Urist McAxedwarf ran screaming?
Whose broad shoulders and bright axe thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly heaving?
And the magma's red glare, the goblins exploding in gore,
Gave proof through the night that McAxedwarf was still there.
Oh, say does that crazy dwarf's axe yet wave
O'er that pile of bones and the goblin leader's grave?"

Get the soundtrack for DF for just three easy payments of 8*, "Soothing acoustical guitar and geeks singing about angry drunk midgets"

[Vertigon]

-blank slate-

[Dermonster]

DF: If one dwarf dies, it's a tragedy. If twenty dwarves die, it's a tantrum spiral waiting to happen. If ALL your dwarves die, it's Fucking hilarious.

Fix'd.

Fix'd

[czolus]

DF: Its Fucking hilarious.

Fix'd.

Fix'd

Fix'd

[Canalan]

Dwarf Fortress: Where sanity hurts your chances of success!

[PTTG??]

You and seven other guys go up to Eyjafjallajokull and start digging. That's DF.

[Aklyon]

You and seven other guys go up to Eyjafjallajokull and start dieing. That's DF.

Fix'd

[The Architect]

"dying"

[Cheddarius]

Well, the dyers usually don't come until the first migration wave.

[The Architect]

..."dyeing"...