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Author Topic: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?  (Read 8721 times)

gamegreen33

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Re: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?
« Reply #105 on: March 29, 2010, 09:06:24 pm »

Probably go fuck all crazy and dance a bit, then go out buy some 4 liters of beer, dl the game and fail horribly but most importantly have fun :D


I don't know if this has been posted, but you can only really do the last two things in the next version of DF.
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Re: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?
« Reply #106 on: March 29, 2010, 09:48:59 pm »

Probably go fuck all crazy and dance a bit, then go out buy some 4 liters of beer, dl the game and fail horribly but most importantly have fun :D
you can only really do the last two things in the next version of DF.
No, you can do all of them. just have a crazy dwarf Attend Party in the middle of the booze stockpile by falling down into the stockpile while on fire and laughing!
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Re: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?
« Reply #107 on: March 29, 2010, 09:56:08 pm »

The first thing I'll do. Make a fortress near the sea, then find a hole in the aquifer to the magma. Pump it to a reasonable level, use it to build a Great Green Glass Skyfortress*. Afterwards, pump the magma to an unreasonable level, and put it through a grid of glass tunnels. Each point in the grid will have a door, controlled by a lever, to dump magma to that area.

Instant Defense, just add magma.

Now all I need is some bauxite.

*Attempting this without magma is prohibitively expensive in wood
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Re: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?
« Reply #108 on: March 29, 2010, 10:03:28 pm »

Probably go fuck all crazy and dance a bit, then go out buy some 4 liters of beer, dl the game and fail horribly but most importantly have fun :D
you can only really do the last two things in the next version of DF.
No, you can do all of them. just have a crazy dwarf Attend Party in the middle of the booze stockpile by falling down into the stockpile while on fire and laughing!
The player can't DL Dwarf Fortress in DF 2010...or any version for that matter. I was making a general statement. Everybody seems to think it's funny to essentially repost things others have said
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?
« Reply #109 on: March 29, 2010, 10:11:50 pm »

a toxic Poison wastedump

hope is possable to infect small to a bit larger pools of water with  :-\
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Re: What's the first thing you'll do in the new version of Dwarf Fortress?
« Reply #110 on: March 29, 2010, 10:17:36 pm »

No, you can do all of them. just have a crazy dwarf Attend Party in the middle of the booze stockpile by falling down into the stockpile while on fire and laughing!
The player can't DL Dwarf Fortress in DF 2010...or any version for that matter.
do you take everything so literally? :( if i only had a hole in the roof of a car, anything I wanted to load would have to either be in the passenger seat or loaded downwards (downloaded) into it. This is the same thing, just a lot less controlled (falling down instead of lowered down) and a lot more explosive.
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