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ToonyMan

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Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:47:46 pm »
VS.

This topic came up in school, so I thought it would be good here.

The opinions were split in my school, but I have to go with Chuck Norris because BRUCE LEE USED STEROIDS
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 03:36:28 pm »
Good Luck Chuck.

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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 04:16:03 pm »
Who cares about Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick, but he's only ever fought your standard Bad Guy Boss and a huge number of mooks bought so cheap it's a wonder they can move and breath at the same time.

Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee is awesome.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 04:18:14 pm »
S'been done Toony.  Although I don't remember how Return of the Dragon ended.  To Wikipedia!
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 04:21:24 pm »
I've heard that Chuck Norris actually knows some sort of Chuck Fu, and I haven't heard the same of Bruce Lee.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 04:24:27 pm »
Quote from: Cheeetar on March 10, 2010, 04:21:24 pm
I've heard that Chuck Norris actually knows some sort of Chuck Fu, and I haven't heard the same of Bruce Lee.

Jeet Kune Do, recognized martial arts philosophy founded by Bruce Lee.  Oh Wikipedia, is there anything you can't tell me?
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 04:25:19 pm »
Whether or not the page you're reading is factual.

Check. And. Mate.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2010, 04:27:24 pm »
Equally applicable to Chun Kuk Do then.  Which also proves that however awesome Chuck Norris may be, he was still a Johnny-come-lately on the founding martial arts practices field.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 04:28:02 pm »
So I just learned that Chuck Norris supports Intelligent Design. I want to change my vote.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 04:30:12 pm »
Well, when you've got as many fans praising his awesomeness as he does, you'd probably think you were made by a God too.

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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 04:32:48 pm »
 Seeing as he designed the world he well knows he is intelligent.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2010, 04:42:16 pm »
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Seeing as he designed the world

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he well knows he is intelligent.

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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2010, 04:48:36 pm »
Quote from: Cheeetar on March 10, 2010, 04:28:02 pm
So I just learned that Chuck Norris supports Intelligent Design. I want to change my vote.

He also does not like Chuck Norris jokes.

Bruce Lee all the way.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2010, 04:51:22 pm »
Meh who cares about either.
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Re: Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee - Fight to the Death
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2010, 04:54:24 pm »
Bruce lee already won.
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