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Total Members Voted: 9

[RAM]

I vote for the year 40k, because someone has to...

I also vote for the utopian technological future, in which animals are custom made to fulfil menial labour tasks. Choose a low-paying job and design an animal to be perfect for it. Please try to be efficient, a 400 ton swiss army beetle may be an effective CEO, but a 2 millimetre parasite might be more fitting...

[dwarfguy2]

You know, that blob bears a striking resemblance to one of my science teachers.

it is MISTER FAMARDY FROM KNIG OF MONSTERS TWO!

[dwarfguy2]

voting ends at 506, FYI.

[dwarfguy2]

sorry for being late



and winning by a VAST majority...
numbers 7 and 10!

TLKS valkyrie

an aquatic reptile with a face of stone, the valkyrie is an ichthyosaur with a stone facemask, submitted by germany.


and fighting against it...

omegasaur

regular t-rexs are bad enough, but take two of them, put both on the same torso, and then put that on the body of a stegosaurus with a spear for a tale, and it's just plain brutal.

vote IN POSTS, and if possible, IN CHARACTER. to have your vote counted, it must have REASON.

[xdarkcodex]

omegasaur

because it's an epic t rex with a stego body.

[dwarfguy2]

bump!

and it doesn't work like that. you can't just go "OMG a giant robot soda frog that is also part cheese? it can't lose!" you also have to give a way the thing will actually WIN. like "cokeasaurus will beat raptoropolis by spraying it's poisoned soda at the beastie when it opens it's mouth to bite him."

[xdarkcodex]

omegasaur

It will stab it's enemies with it's spear tail and will bite them with two mouths. And two brains are better than one.

[dwarfguy2]

see, how hard was that?

[dwarfguy2]

come on, we need VOTES! at least ten! preferably in character!

[RAM]

Valkyrie sits in the water looking tasty. Omega charges in after it and gets headbutted and knocked off-balance. Valkyrie bites off the tail then... I dunno, gets held still by one head and mauled by the other, gah, seriously, a fish with a mask versus a mass of spikes with weapons all over it, complete mismatch...

[dwarfguy2]

don't blame me, cheddarius made TLKS avenger, i made omegasaurus. they weren't made for fighting each other.

[dwarfguy2]

bomp!

example of in-character:


i say, one of my own kind fighting against a loving GIANT FISH? the winner shall surely be pengawin! THE LOVING BEAST WAS MADE TO BE EATEN BY THIS BRUTE!

[dwarfguy2]

since there seems to be a lack of bets, i believe i shall treat myself to a wager on TLKS valkyrie. true, the omegasaurus may seem cooler, and the valkyrie is the underdog, but i doubt a beast with those stubby arms can fight very well in the sea this battle shall take place in. i'm willing to bet this:

[Askot Bokbondeler]

if you underestimate apparently innocuous fish you clearly never played this game called dwarf fortress, carp will literally eat you alive in there

Go Valkyrie! for the Aryan race

[dwarfguy2]

guys, anyone know how i can close a poll?