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[smjjames]

Okay, then grab its sword and then procceed to slay it in the most dwarvenly fashion possible.

Allies should move forward to reinforce you, just in case.

[ed boy]

Stand over the marksgoblin, say "sorry to be such a crushing bore", and use your door to crush it.

[Cheddarius]

We should interrogate or enslave them.

[Karnewarrior]

we need allies.
>Defeat gobbos, but don't kill them. All.

[Raviaric]

>Retrieve socks after all goblins are dead.

[Karnewarrior]

>Retrieve socks after all most goblins are dead.

[silhouette]

-screw it, adamantine adventures first....-

proceed to slay it in the most dwarvenly fashion possible.

You hold up your door shield and ram full speed into the goblin swordsman, and keep pushing till it makes a sickening impact with the goblin marksman.
Unfortunately for the marksman the swordsman was wearing spiked armour and was squished due to the impact, the swordsman was just stunned even more...

You race and pick up the dead goblin marksman fluffy pig tail socks and hide them in your pockets, it seems that the other to dwarves managed to thief the other socks... including the ones that were on the goblin swordsman feet...

You now start interrigating the stunned goblin swordsmn

"WHO ARE YOU!"
"WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!"
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME!"
"WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS!"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS!"
"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR!"
"DO YOU LIKE MY BEARD!"
"DOES THIS PIGTAIL SOCK MAKE MY FOOT LOOK FAT!"

You scream at the goblin in just five seconds...
The goblin looks up at you in a "wtf" like face...

[Cheddarius]

Ask him why he was attacking you. Ask him if he is willing to join you if you spare his life.

[silhouette]

BEYOND THAT DOOR IS THREE GOBLINS, THEY ARE ALSO PART OF THE TRIALS.
YOUR FIRST TRIAL IS TO DEFEAT THOSE GOBLINS IN 3 ON 3 BATTLE, THE GOBLINS HAVE THE SAME TASK EXCEPT TO DEFEAT YOU

that explains some of your thing

[Cheddarius]

Okay, ask him the second one then.

[smjjames]

Yell SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!! and at the same time grab the.... erm wait, yea yell SOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! for no reason at all and then take the goblin prisioner, disarming the guy of course.

[Raviaric]

>FINISH HIM!!!

[Karnewarrior]

Ask him why he was attacking you. Ask him if he is willing to join you if you spare his life.

[Phantom]

Ask him why he was attacking you. Ask him if he is willing to join you if you spare his life.

[Karnewarrior]

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