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[Cheddarius]

I have +3 to healing, bro. It'll be fine.

[Nirur Torir]

Yes, but this:

Augh! Bad bad bad! I try to heal myself by casting a rune of energy on some summoned food then eating it. I'll have my minions try to deflect any attacks coming toward me.

Sounds excessively dangerous, and so perfectly dwarfy.

[Cheddarius]

Ohhh. I thought you meant me healing him, not him healing himself.
By the way, if feeding a potion is a free action, can you feed my one of my salves?

[Nirur Torir]

Yes, although eating salve is usually a bad idea.

I feed Cheddarius a healing salve if it is a free action.

[KineseN]

And there goes my streak of luck.

Smash the prone image of Virroken in the head with my Iron Hammer. Make the Stone spirit attack the aggresive imp.

[Cheddarius]

I... I thought it was like a potion? To eat?

[dragnar]

A slave is more like rubbing alcohol. You rub it in the wound to clean it out, or in this magical case, instantly heal it!

And yes, my action might go horribly wrong. Especially since it's combining two types of magic.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I would be horribly entertained if the thing Dragnar summoned turned out to be a distorted Slender Man.

I didn't even know what that was, but having looked it up I can safely say it isn't.

A better description of the creature would be that it stands ~3 feet high in a bent over posture, with rough brown skin. It is very thin, and it's limbs rather long. Small, short spines cover parts of it's body, and it has sharp teeth. Its eyes are a bright red, just like the Imp.

The Imp, in comparison, is around ~3.5 feet, has dark red skin but no spines, and has wings. It flies about quickly. It's limbs are shorter than the other creature, and it isn't as thin.

Yes, although eating salve is usually a bad idea.

I feed Cheddarius a healing salve if it is a free action.

Using items is more of a minor action. You can use one per turn for free, but to use more than one it needs to be your main action. I think...

It shouldn't be a problem if two different people use two items. I'm just doing this so we don't have horrible abuse with one person using 10 salves to go from almost-dead to perfect health without using any actions later on in the game.

[kilakan]

I really need to be healed too....

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I really need to be healed too....

Yeah, you do. Without help, you'll probably bleed to death in 2 turns. Dragnar's more wounded, but losing less blood... so he would probably last 2 turns as well.

Luckily for you guys, your allies seem to want to keep you alive.

[Nirur Torir]

Revised action:

If none of my lazy companions help, I'll use my action to healing salve first Dragnar, before his possibly suicidal action, and then Aarchan.
My skeleton will shield Dragnar.

If one my my companions helps, I'll use a healing salve on Dragnar and then shield him.
My skeleton will attack the imp.

[Cheddarius]

Is the salve for eating, or spreading on wounds?
Anyway, guys, I think one of you should put the salve on me to make me conscious, and another should put the salve on dragnar, and I will try to heal Kilakan. If I don't succeed, we'll put the salve on him next turn.

Could someone help me acquire more alchemy ingredients when possible? I'm running out here, and I don't have the manpower to collect ingredients myself for healing salves for the entire team. Also good would be maybe a book of healing spells or special armor or something like that, since I'm the only healer and basically if I go down we're all screwed.

[Tarran]

Also: RNG, you ever going to add me to the waiting list?

Watching, put me at the bottom of the waiting list, which is not going to empty any time soon.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Character Creation:
Name: Tarran
Gender: Male
Profession/Skills: Major Longsword user, minor Death Magic, minor Life Magic. (Yes, both life and death magic).
Requested Equipment: Steel longsword, bronze shield, leather shoes. Small book about life magic.
Background Information: Not feeling creative right now, sorry.

[Nirur Torir]

Could someone help me acquire more alchemy ingredients when possible? I'm running out here, and I don't have the manpower to collect ingredients myself for healing salves for the entire team. Also good would be maybe a book of healing spells or special armor or something like that, since I'm the only healer and basically if I go down we're all screwed.

When we're safe, teach the summoners about alchemy. Problem solved, assuming we don't summon nightshade that looks like Myou's Grace.

[dragnar]

Could someone help me acquire more alchemy ingredients when possible? I'm running out here, and I don't have the manpower to collect ingredients myself for healing salves for the entire team. Also good would be maybe a book of healing spells or special armor or something like that, since I'm the only healer and basically if I go down we're all screwed.

When we're safe, teach the summoners about alchemy. Problem solved, assuming we don't summon nightshade that looks like Myou's Grace.

You of all people should never underestimate the power of epic failures.