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[dragnar]

I wonder if it's possible to adventure in the afterlife.  Overthrow hell and all that.

But hell has come here. You might be able to become ruler of an infinite plane of nothing though... In fact, I declare myself ruler of hell! Any complaints from the nothingness? No? I am ruler of hell!

[Acanthus117]

Alright, Attempt to dispel the curse.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME!!!
And that might be a good thing.
Oi, RNG, can I have another go?
Is it just me or have I been using caps a lot lately?

Yeah, I can put you on the waiting list again. As far as an afterlife, well... it's hard to tell where you would end up, given I don't know anything about the morals/religion/spirituality/whatever.

It shouldn't take too long (though it will still be quite a while, since the waiting list is pretty big) because while I didn't actually expect the hellhounds to kill anyone, once the group starts fighting the bigger demons, more and more people will be dying. Quickly. Hear that? Don't get attached to your characters people.

Anyway... you guys are about half a mile outside of that one demon city. Duplicity. Are you going to stop there, or proceed to the spires of hell?

[KineseN]

Don't stand anywhere near Cheddarius golem and Stone the last hellhound. Laugh maniacally.

[Cheddarius]

They're dead, Jim.

[KineseN]

Oops. Failed to read that your golem killed the last one.

Don't stand anywhere near Cheddarius golem and attempt to summon an earthen golem/elemental. Laugh maniacally.

[Virroken]

Carve rune of warding on my un-runed dagger.

[kilakan]

hum, though of something well I slept, and changed my turn.  If everything goes right i may be able to create a holy slime creature which could ooze over demonic creatures and melt them like the witch from the Wizard Of Oz

[Nirur Torir]

You should create a Gelatinous Cube out of a very strong base.

Cleansing evil from our lands with a bleach elemental is a sure path to victory.

[kilakan]

So like the magic eraser soap from Mr. Clean, only this would involve more killing?

[Nirur Torir]

Probably, but I mostly just want to see something die to a base instead of an acid for once.

[kilakan]

An impact gel could be vicious, the cube could jump on em, and when they struggle to get out, it hardens and suffocates them.

[Cheddarius]

Yes! Fear the mighty Cornstarch-Water Elemental, bane of adventurers 'round the globe!

[RandomNumberGenerator]

So... demon city, or cursed mountain range? I kinda need to know before going forward.

[Nirur Torir]

Let's go pillage the city.