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[Diablous]

Cool. An interesting way to end the story. I like it.

[Biag]

...Damn. I never thought I would actually get to read the end of this story.

Give yourself a round of applause, Grimith, because you are one hell of a writer. I was captivated the whole way through this thread... read up to the penultimate update in just one sitting. You are no longer allowed to doubt your ability, because dude, you have that skill in blue.

[Grimith]

Similar to Liberal Crime Squad gameplay, I didn't know how the narrative would end when I started writing it; I had expectations for what I wanted it to be, and, while I wrote, the ideas in my head shifted and reformed until I ended up with what I posted here. Due to Conservative ineptitude, Pariah (and I daresay Liberals in general) developed an arrogant attitude; certainly, how can you not feel morally superior to the gpvernment which throws wave after wave of lives after you in a foolish, ill-conceived attempt to defeat you? I worked that into the story so much it ended up becoming a key theme. Furthermore, I felt the final chapter wouldn't be appropriate without covering why Pariah, in story terms, disbanded the LCS. Unfortunately, the people still romanticized about it, so much so that violence still seems a viable option.

That, however, looks like the end of the road for this narrative, unless I somehow find a way to continue it in the original game. If I find a great journalist, recruit him, make him an Elite Liberal, and hold down the "W" key for gratuitous periods of time... then, well, maybe there's a chance.

[Lenin_Cat]

In honor of Jesus Kaltenburner, I shall make my own narritive of his rebirth in the next conservative nightmare.

[Grimith]

He may appreciate you getting his Conservative name correct.

[Aklyon]

Wow, i didn't even notice that.
How do you burn a kalten?

[Lenin_Cat]

He may appreciate you getting his Conservative name correct.

Why would he care for his Conservative name!?!

[Grimith]

Why? Well, I reckon since you decided to insult him by addressing his legacy with it (as opposed to his Elite Liberal name), he'd care.

[RedWarrior0]

If you still have the save, can you check what crimes Kurt has racked up?

[Grimith]

I could, but, since I played this in 4.01.4, I'd have to get Pariah arrested (not difficult, but still) and hold 'W' for a while (also not difficult, but still). Instead, I can locate the latest LGWI save, upload it to MediaFire, and allow you to take a looksie for yourself.

[RedWarrior0]

Not the worst I've seen. Sorry for jgp compression issues.


Defending self, with a sleeper judge and Flaming Liberal jury, making a very good case, I got 11 consecutive life sentences.

[Kay12]

The greatest crime there is the unnecessary nesting of the lcs folders...

[Grimith]

Eleven consecutive life sentences? Pffft. Within a day, you could give Pariah +1 "Escaping Prison" charge. That'll teach the Elite Liberal court not to be wooed by his low Law skill... and, considering how court seldom became an issue for me in this LGWI adventure, three Law is more than okay.

[Aklyon]

Well, at least he never had to fight any bears.
then he would've had like, +40 Animal Murder or something.

[Grimith]

The game would have been so much better if the Corporate Machine had released a massive wave of two hundred bears on the LCS safehouse every week.