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[Jackrabbit]

Or a homosexual scientist migrant.

[dwarfguy2]

i won't read this BS, but i'll try to summarize it:

conservatives:
conservatives are pyoore good and the wun good tipe of christian.

liberals:
liberals are pyure evil and dum.

evolution:
evolution is the evil lye that we are desended from apes. evolution theorists are stupid moronic idiots who desrve to die

non-conservative stuff:
IT IS EVAL!

[Org]

i won't read this BS, but i'll try to summarize it:

conservatives:
conservatives are pyoore good and the wun good tipe of christian.

liberals:
liberals are pyure evil and dum. they wurship satan. theyz wuntz ta tak ova owa gud christian wurhld.

evolution:
evolution is the evil lye that we are desended from apes. evolution theorists are stupid moronic idiots who desrve to die. LYES AGAINZT CWISTIANITEE

non-conservative stuff:
IT IS EVAL!

Fixd

[Jackrabbit]

Also, dinos existed along side humans, giving Raptor Jesus even more credulity.

[Aqizzar]

Also, dinos existed along side humans, giving Raptor Jesus even more credulity.

However, people didn't really understand clothing back then.  Lewd fur bikinis and so forth.  Your near-nakedness is shameful in the eyes of the Lord!

Where did the furs come from if they were hunting dinosaurs?  The mammoths, sabretooth tigers, and chimpanzees of course.

[Cheddarius]

Blasphemy! It fell from the heavens as a gift from THE LORD Our God! However, God stopped giving us free loot because of the EVIL LIEBERALS. This is why we must always be vigilant!

[RedWarrior0]

Oh Lord God Almighty, HAVE MERCY UPON US! Do not smite us down for the foul deed which the corrupt "leaders" of our "government" have done. There are still good Conservatives down here. Please, let the sun rise tomorrow.

[Akigagak]

American healthcare reform passed and was signed into law today. Before the ink was dry, thirteen states sued with claims that it was unconstitutional, including my glorious Michigan and its unfortunately named Attorney General Mike Cox. But I digress.
Oh Lord God Almighty, HAVE MERCY UPON US! Do not smite us down for the foul deed which the corrupt "leaders" of our "government" have done. There are still good Conservatives down here. Please, let the sun rise tomorrow.

Fixed your weird post. Also, seriously? 13? That's over a quarter, and I'm betting they're all Republican states.

[RedWarrior0]

I had that Abbr'd so it looks conservative until you mouseover

[Akigagak]

Yeah, and it didn't work.

[masam]

....These people need to practice the strategy of "If we really want to help our cause, we should delete every stupid bigoted thing we wrote off the internet, replace it with public apology, shut our mouths and sit down."

I apologize for my extremists.  We try to keep them locked in the cellar but Aunt Gertie got them a laptop last Christmas and we didn't realize the wireless extended down there...

[Agdune]

I read all 13 pages of this thread in one sitting and read Conservapedia at the same time. I don't know what's a parody and what isn't anymore! Is... when... but... where can I tell what's a serious crazy person and someone taking the piss?! WHERE?!

[GruffyBears]

I read all 13 pages of this thread in one sitting and read Conservapedia at the same time. I don't know what's a parody and what isn't anymore! Is... when... but... where can I tell what's a serious crazy person and someone taking the piss?! WHERE?!

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