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[Jackrabbit]

Hey, has anyone seen Darwin's facebook?

lol guys soz but i think i was rong @evolution lolROFLMAO god rox monkeys suck ttyl

Tch. So sad some people still don't get that evolution was a liberal lie invented to murder unborn children so they couldn't be Republicans. The proof is right there, sheeple.

Okay, I need to stop, this is getting ridiculous. Stop being so easy to make fun off, Conservapedia.

[Leafsnail]

Y'know, all the troll edits Bay12ers made have been reverted.  So they are good at dealing with trolls.

Which means that most of the shit there is genuine.

[Diablous]

Y'know, all the troll edits Bay12ers made have been reverted.  So they are good at dealing with trolls.

Which means that most of the shit there is genuine.

Maybe that are we aren't convincing enough.

[Jackrabbit]

Y'know, all the troll edits Bay12ers made have been reverted.  So they are good at dealing with trolls.

Which means that most of the shit there is genuine.

That are we aren't convincing enough.

Yeah. Also, they probably don't care about DF or LCS.

[Cheddarius]

Yeah. We could probably sneak tons of stuff past the radar if we started making a bunch of Jack Chick-centric articles. You know, condemnations of Monopoly or whatnot.
We shouldn't though.

[Jackrabbit]

Yeah. We could probably sneak tons of stuff past the radar if we started making a bunch of Jack Chick-centric articles. You know, condemnations of Monopoly or whatnot.
We shouldn't though.

It would be a bad idea, certainly.

[Leafsnail]

Monopoly should be praised for building capitalist values.

Right?

[Jackrabbit]

What? No! Money is distributed freely upon passing 'Go'.

Clearly the entire game is a Socialist ploy to influence children. It sickens me. Sickens me. The very existence of Monopoly is a crime against God.

[Cheddarius]

WRONG!

As Monopoly is a board game, it is manufactured in mass quantities. This means Monopoly supplies are probably MADE IN THE SOVIET CHINA/IRAQ TERRORIST CENTER! By buying Monopoly, you support BABY-MURDERING LIEBERALS WHO WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN. What's more, the Monopoly Man is a simplified version of a human. It depicts the lieberal's evolutionary "hidden link" between stout, bearded monkeys with canes and modern humans. By buying Monopoly you support EVIL-UTION!!!!

And have you ever noticed how you have to pay rent on only properties that are owned? If nobody owns a property, you are allowed to stay there for free. COMMUNISM, PEOPLE! And what's this chance thing? TAXES?! I DON'T NEED NO TAXES! TAXES ARE THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL! DOWN WITH TAXATION! LET THE RICH HANDLE THEIR OWN MONEY!

[Leafsnail]

Also, it's set in the communist ghetto of London.  It's so unAmerican it's not even in America.

[Huesoo]

Y'know, all the troll edits Bay12ers made have been reverted.  So they are good at dealing with trolls.

Which means that most of the shit there is genuine.

Ahem.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Metallica

Stuff about napster was me.

[Leafsnail]

Ok, nicely done.

[Cheddarius]

Well, that's kind of because it's subtle. They're good at catching trolls, yeah. Not so good at figuring out who's a troll and who genuinely believes that 103d'&% of the liberal population is composed of mass murderers.

[GruffyBears]

I sort of feel sorry for them. I mean, how do they deal with the real world? They are genuinely deluded to point of being dangerous to those around them.

[Grakelin]

I sort of feel sorry for them. I mean, how do they deal with the real world? They are genuinely deluded to point of being dangerous to those around them.

Conservatives aren't deluded. It's you damn Lieberals who are deluded. I sort of feel sorry for them. I mean, how do they deal with the real world? They are genuinely deluded to the point of risking getting stabbed/raped/unemployed by a homosexual/scientist/immigrant.