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[Akigagak]

Considering it's Conservapedia, I think immigrant death pits might actually be good publicity there. But no, don't make a DF page.

[Cheddarius]

Yeah, Threetoe sez vandalism is bad. Everyone has the right to make their own self-praising island wiki shunning outsiders, no matter how ludicrously stupid it is. And not get it vandalized.

[DJ]

Looks like Texas is taking Conservapedia a bit more seriously.

[Grakelin]

“The topic of sociology tends to blame society for everything,” Ms. Cargill said.

This is the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

[Huesoo]

Godspeed ignorance, godspeed.

[mattie2009]

Please stop blaspheming. The article is correct, and since you say that it isn't, I can say with 95% success that you are a liberal, unChristian, unAmerican, and a mass murderer. I can say with 106% certainty that you are an avid practitioner of liberal deceit.--JZim 21:42, 19 November 2008 (EST)

I can say with 200% success that this man is biased, a douchebag and fucked in the head.

[Cheddarius]

Yeah, that's the most outstandingly ludicrous thing I've seen in this thread.

I mean, what?
106%?
Even a child should realize that's not possible.

[Vlynndar]

I'd say I'm three out of four of those.

[Jackrabbit]

Please stop blaspheming. The article is correct, and since you say that it isn't, I can say with 95% success that you are a liberal, unChristian, unAmerican, and a mass murderer. I can say with 106% certainty that you are an avid practitioner of liberal deceit.--JZim 21:42, 19 November 2008 (EST)

I can say with 200% success that this man is biased, a douchebag and fucked in the head.

436% you Liberal. I'm warning you. You're dealing with percentages as yet undiscovered by humanity.

[mattie2009]

Please stop blaspheming. The article is correct, and since you say that it isn't, I can say with 95% success that you are a liberal, unChristian, unAmerican, and a mass murderer. I can say with 106% certainty that you are an avid practitioner of liberal deceit.--JZim 21:42, 19 November 2008 (EST)

I can say with 200% success that this man is biased, a douchebag and fucked in the head.

436%. I'm warning you. You're dealing with percentages as yet undiscovered by humanity.

782%. I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.

[Jackrabbit]

4037%. This proves beyond one iota of doubt that you are a mass murderer because the Bible is logical hahaha WHAT NOW?

Proof is unnecessary because of THE BIBLE. Beat that.

[Cheddarius]

Cheddarius uses Statistics! It's super effective!
Thread loses 9835% health!
Cheddarius got: LHC!
Reality has fainted!

[mattie2009]

4037%. This proves beyond one iota of doubt that you are a mass murderer because the Bible is logical hahaha WHAT NOW?

Proof is unnecessary because of THE BIBLE. Beat that.

9999%. PUT YOUR MONEE IN TEH BUKET FOR JEEEZUZ.

[Jackrabbit]

Actually, imitating these people leaves me light headed.

I think I've gone on a bit of an unfounded and unsupported statistics binge. I am going to feel that tomorrow.

[Cheddarius]

To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree. Also, Mattie2009's mom is super fat, yo.

I WIN FOREVER
ALSO, JESUS