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Akigagak

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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2010, 07:27:45 pm »
Man-bear trap?
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2010, 07:34:50 pm »
I'm totally not on any watch lists for owning several books on man-traps.

Carefully hides book under pillow . . .

They do exist though. See: Booby Traps.


I rather use claymores though.
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2010, 07:39:26 pm »
 People, Aqizzar just needs deterrents. Bear-traps? Mines? these are designed to kill. What we need are non-lethal methods of keeping intruders from crapping on your stuff.

 We need to call in Macaulay Culkin.
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2010, 07:41:02 pm »
Hedgehogs and razor wire maybe?
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2010, 07:41:35 pm »
Non-lethal?  Well, that rules out using William Hung.

Edit:  Adorable pic below just made my day.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2010, 07:45:27 pm by LegoLord »
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2010, 07:43:43 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on March 03, 2010, 07:41:02 pm
Hedgehogs and razor wire maybe?

Hedgehogs.  Do this.  So much adorable.

Spoiler: Kyaaaaa ~ (click to show/hide)
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2010, 07:44:52 pm »
I don't think it's possible to train hedgehogs into being kamikaze spike traps that throw themselves under the bare feet of intruders.
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2010, 07:46:26 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 03, 2010, 07:44:52 pm
I don't think it's possible to train hedgehogs into being kamikaze spike traps that throw themselves under the bare feet of intruders.

... Video game idea!  Hedgehog Rancher!

Spoiler: Also, what the hell... (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: March 03, 2010, 07:48:21 pm by Vector »
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2010, 07:49:09 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 03, 2010, 07:44:52 pm
I don't think it's possible to train hedgehogs into being kamikaze spike traps that throw themselves under the bare feet of intruders.
I suppose the trick is making sure they don't leap under the feet of anyone wearing shoes.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2010, 07:50:17 pm »
Personally, I'd just go for PET bottles  with something that irritates skin (causes itching, blisters, or the like. should be a few cheap such things at home, but I'm not sure which is the best.) in them, pumped up with high pressure air to JUST below bursting, and with some mechanism to puncture them...
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2010, 07:50:58 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 03, 2010, 07:44:52 pm
I don't think it's possible to train hedgehogs into being kamikaze spike traps that throw themselves under the bare feet of intruders.

The solution is obvious: more hedgehogs.  Enough that an intruder can't help but step on them.  And some beehives hanging from quick-release latches, for immediate deployment.

I'm not entirely sure all of you really understand what happened in my yard.  He wasn't taking a dump.  The magazine wasn't light reading material.  He was pantless with a magazine (in my yard) for a different reason.
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2010, 07:53:45 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on March 03, 2010, 07:50:58 pm
I'm not entirely sure all of you really understand what happened in my yard.  He wasn't taking a dump.  The magazine wasn't light reading material.  He was pantless with a magazine (in my yard) for a different reason.

..................................... Grossness.  Now I understand even less =/
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2010, 07:54:08 pm »
I don't know what to say Aqizzar, maybe he was an overweight Raiden that had escaped from your neighbor's torture chamber?
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2010, 07:55:21 pm »
Oh god.
He was doing that in YOUR YARD?

...
I would have followed him home, and done that in HIS YARD.

Or killed him. That works too.
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Re: I feel so violated. And weirded out.
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2010, 07:55:34 pm »
By hedgehog, I was referring to

Razor wire (imagine barbed wire as a great level wrestler. Razor wire is either the Captain, or Morul):


I got what you were talking about, Aqizzar.


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