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Author Topic: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.  (Read 14956 times)

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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2010, 11:04:53 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 01, 2010, 10:48:14 pm
is it a pickup trick of Ninjas, a freight truck of Ninjas or a garbage truck of Ninjas?

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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2010, 11:07:14 pm »
Why did Sockarang still need to buy a chainsaw after Avocado Soldier wished for All the Weapons? Also, I love how almost all the characters have augmented themselves by just stealing unicorn horns.
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2010, 11:09:33 pm »
Especially the cast shots with the ever increasing pointyness in the misshapen crowd.

Bear in mind, when Avocado Soldier wished for all the weapons, he didn't specify if they were singular copies or physically all weapons, and he certainly didn't say anything about sharing.  The jerk.
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2010, 11:11:47 pm »
I wonder how many grown up comic writers are in tears because of this five year old.  :D
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« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2010, 11:24:16 pm »
Holy fuck I'm falling asleep here. Ignore what was posted here.

This kid is awesome.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 11:27:21 pm by Jackrabbit »
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2010, 11:31:33 pm »
When I was nine or maybe even then, I wrote a one-page comic that was shorter and far more trite than one of these pages.  I'm ashamed.  I mean, yeah, I could rock this kid's socks off today, he's got a huge head start over whatever I had.

Might have to take him down preemptively...

Ah, who am I kidding?  Recently I was fantasizing about starting a "faction wars" type forum game, centered around 8-year-old-ish kids, with snowballs and tree forts and towel-capes and so forth.  My retro-active childhood imagination is nothing compared to the to-be-famous Malachi.

Even the name.  Malachi.  What a career he has ahead of him.
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2010, 11:42:16 pm »
Epic kid is epic. I bet he'll make award winning movies or something.
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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2010, 12:26:43 am »
And there were ninjas, and pirates AND THEY WERE RIDING SHARKS.
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2010, 12:44:48 am »
They melted the snowman with a flashlight... and burnt the tree with a magnifying glass?

Where do I stand in line for an autograph?
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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2010, 01:04:48 am »
They blew up a planet with a stick of TNT (1!). this is pure awesome with awesome sprinkled on top and extra awesome on the side.
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« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2010, 01:26:27 am »
Hmm...not to say it's not awesome, it is, but it's so awesome I have to wonder how much of it was actually Malachai's doing...  I just imagine a 30-year-old fledgling artist yelling "WHAT HAPPENS NEXT" to a small child who yells back "UNICORN PLANET!!!"
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2010, 09:08:09 am »
Simple, his brother keeps asking for details. Plus, this isn't his first work, he wrote an apology for co-authoring a comic with machinegun Jesus.
It's on the about page: http://axecop.com/index.php/achome/faqs/

But holy heck this is awesome, and if you want to, you can help Malachi by sending money to his college fund.

Also, reading the axe cop questions is pretty awsome too.
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2010, 10:50:08 am »
Quote from: chaoticag on March 02, 2010, 09:08:09 am
Also, reading the axe cop questions is pretty awsome too.
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I have to say I enjoy the Q&A's more than the actual comic. I mean, you get to see fragments of Axe Cop's life. Plus, Wexter. That's all I need to say.

Axe Cop in a cat suit: Also bloody awesome.
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Re: Axe Cop - What happens when a five-year old writes a webcomic.
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2010, 10:52:56 am »
Am I the only person to think this is Bullshit?
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« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2010, 11:07:15 am »
Yep.
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