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Raviaric

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #135 on: March 15, 2010, 03:34:15 am »
>Have a victorious moment. Dance and level up while humming the Final Fantasy victory jingle.
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #136 on: March 15, 2010, 03:35:19 am »
You attempt to piss on the monster.
You do not have a full bladder but instead only let out a trickle of urine...
At this exact moment the creature springs back into life and almost catches your genitalia...


edit: P.s. sorry raviaric... you posted just at the wrong time... next time i post...

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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #137 on: March 15, 2010, 03:37:15 am »
>Scream like a little girl and repeatedly stomp on the demon's head.

G'night all.
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #138 on: March 15, 2010, 03:41:33 am »
You start screaming like a little girl again, and repeatedly stomping on its head.
After a few minutes its head is finally crushed...

You NOW take a leak onto the monster...

Afterwards you hum a tune which you dont quite remember from... "Dun dun dun dun, da dun,da dun duun...."

Suddenly a loud booming voice is heard

"LEVEL UP!"
"level 5 bleeding! Level 15 screaming like a girl! level 4 psychopathic tendencys! level 2 adrenaline!"
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2010, 04:10:37 am »
> "Display club and kicking levels! Level up kicking!" then realize reality has finally truly gone off the deep end, and ask where the voice comes from.
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2010, 05:14:01 am »
> Ponder how you fired six shots at the bony creature and one at the 2000 eyes

> See if the gun generates bullets on demand

> Examine and retrieve remaining clubs, and listen carefully (or as carefully as you can) and try to determine where the booming voice came from and if there is anything else out there making noise.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2010, 05:18:20 am by Trigonous »
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Quote from: ZhangC1459 on September 19, 2010, 04:09:42 am
So of all the things you can do in DF, it's the fractal artifacts that make you think dwarves are crazy.

Never mind the magma falls, the atom smashers, the cog-and-axle turing-complete computers, or the colonizing of Hell itself... all those are fine, but man, those recursive artifacts! Where do they get such ideas?

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2010, 05:22:08 am »
 (Modern guns with clips can have many more than six bullets. I haven't researched, but the average number that comes to mind is 20. So this gun was probably missing shots.)
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2010, 05:30:23 am »
(It was specifically stated that the gun had six shots in the ten shot clip, although I do supose it could've had a seventh chambered already.  I'd quote you the specific post, but I'm on a phone)
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Quote from: ZhangC1459 on September 19, 2010, 04:09:42 am
So of all the things you can do in DF, it's the fractal artifacts that make you think dwarves are crazy.

Never mind the magma falls, the atom smashers, the cog-and-axle turing-complete computers, or the colonizing of Hell itself... all those are fine, but man, those recursive artifacts! Where do they get such ideas?

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2010, 08:10:16 am »
Feast on the no doubt delicious flesh of the corpse.
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2010, 01:22:32 pm »
Holy god Trigonous your avatar is mesmerizing
I could stare at it for several minutes at least
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2010, 10:00:03 pm »
You must have hallucinated one of the shots you realise.
Most likely from the lack of blood, speaking of which, your legs and arm is still bleeding...

You attempt to fire the gun again to see if it fires bullets on demand... it doesnt...

You find and pick up the two remaining table legs, but your empty gun away and weild the make shift clubs...

You look around nervously, and asking faintly "w-who said that!?"
Nothing awnsers, you must have hallucinated it...

You attempt to freast upon the corpse which you must think tastes delicious... It does not, it tastes like cardboard and there is bearly enough meat on it to feed a rat...

Suddenly pairs of red eyes apear around the corner of the hallway... They look similiar, if not, the same as the 2000 red eyes...
But as you look closer... You see that the front one has a pair of blue eyes...

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There are no levels, that was just for fun.
What influences what dammage you do or defend against is the equipment you are currently weilding...
And you are weilding two blunt clubs that dont really do much dammage...
You also have pretty crappy armor... the least you could do is pick up a shield to protect yourself...


Pairs of red eyes start opening at the end of the corridor around the corner...
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2010, 10:06:46 pm »
FFFUU!

Run.
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Is apparently a Lizardman. ಠ_ಠ
Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #147 on: March 15, 2010, 10:09:48 pm »
> pick up tabletop as shield
> inventory
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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #148 on: March 15, 2010, 10:22:12 pm »
You sprint the hell away from there and dive into the starting room, it seems you are starting to get use to the right ear problem...
You quickly get up and slam the door shut, locking the door aswell just as a precaution.

Now that you are in the room, you pick up the table to use as a shield...

screams like the creature you faught before are heard and clawed feet are heard charging at the door.
The creatures start scratching at the door with such feriouscity that you feel that the door wont last long.
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Inventory...
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1 bronze key
1 bloody labcoat
1 old rag used to bandage your arm
1 grey cotton trousers that is red from the middle of your theighs downwards due to being cut... and still bleeding..
1 green underwear
1 white t-shirt
1 broken gas-mask...
1 syringe with unknown substance
1 needle point of syringe
2 table legs as clubs
1 table top
1 empty gun
2 peices of paper with mysterious writing and diagrams on them (2/3 collected)
1 pink liquid inside a plastic ball casing...
1 low fueled lighter
1 packet of cigs
1Cooked peice of corpse meat.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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Re: You are in a dark room...
« Reply #149 on: March 15, 2010, 10:34:11 pm »
> activate the laser eye
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