:p, ok that MAY be creepier in normality than the song i was thinking of...
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You slowly pick youself up off the floor, your right ear continues to throb with pain.
You nearly fall over a few times but steady yourself, slowly you manage to reach the vending machine...
You investigate the vendingmachine monster with your hand and find its dead, you manage to cut one of your fingers with a tooth while examining it...
It seems the vendingmachine monster has teeth much like an angler fish but rather in a circular pattern (Think of the things hanging from the ceiling in Half life, the barnacles) with a hole inwards, it also seems slimey and from the measily light reaching you from the room you see that it is black...
You retrieve the ball from the vending machine, it seems to be in a hard plastic casing... And the inside looks pink.
You walk over to the corner, slowly but surely, and tilt your head around the corner... You see no eyes reflecting in the darknes...
Now with no immediate threat to yourself you walk over to the thing making the noises in the corner...
It looks like a pastly white human, its as if it has no meat on its bones and is just bones itself.
On the toes and fingers, it has sharpened claws and in the face the eyes seem to be 10x larger than normal human eyes, as well as being red...
The teeth seem to be like the vending machine monsters but much sharper and longer...
The creature notices you and starts flailing in your direction.
You run back to the wall-eyes room squeling like a little girl... (Please note you dropped your clubs and only have your gun as a weapon... Atm, you probably could break some more furniture though...)
Now that you are in the room you start playing tennis against the wall.
You throw the ball up and attempt to strike it, you fail at this five times, three due to falling over and hitting your head, two because you suck like that.
Finally you serve the ball and the next thing it comes back and hits you in the face, knocking you backwards, you are almost impaled on the upside down tables remaining leg...
The ball bounces out the door and rolls towards the flailing monster.