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[Dwarmin]

Dwargza is about to shoot the Elf in the face with a firebolt, when she realizes that the song is making her so enraged, the firebolt is actually getting stronger. Instead of incinerating it, she speaks!

"Well...as long as ya keep singing like that, I'll be angry enough to kill monsters better...but not angry enough to kill you myself. Name's Dwargza. Also, if you have to eat anyone, I heard Goblins taste good. I've been tempted to take a bite out of ol' Raith here myself!"

At this point, she emits a chummy laugh and elbows Raith forcefully.

[Acanthus117]

I look awesome. Thanks, Fault!

[Fault]

At this point, she emits a chummy laugh and elbows Raith forcefully.

I am imagining Dwarzga making very awkward, forced laughter and elbowing Raith in the face.

[Dwarmin]

Admittedly, Dwargza is quite drunk at the moment. She's feeling more capricious than usual.

[Acanthus117]

ehehehehe.

Can't wait till I get in.

[Criptfeind]

"I say we let him in because it seems like she will raise the average sanity level by a lot. Hopefully he will counterbalance the raging goblin, the itchy trigger finger dwarf, and whatever Garrow is. What is your name my lady?"

I will also store my old hat on bill, next on the list of weird religious hats is is the Mitznefet.

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[ed boy]

>Get uncomfortably close to elf before issuing greetings

[Luke_Prowler]

(looks like someone is channeling Elan from OotS)

"Ya, ya, everyone is a comedian." Raith said, rubbing his now bruised arm from Dwargza elbowing/attempt at humor. To be honest, this would not be the first time this has happened to him, having lived in a big family with lost of kids. His parent were very, ah, frisky. "Listen, it's alright with me if he...she...you join. Just so long as you keep the midnight snacking to the food. Although if you're going to eat one of us, I wouldn't suggest Dwargza. She's all tough skin and hair, and you'd probably have a hangover the next day" and then Raith elbowed the dwarf back.

[Cheddarius]

I wasn't actually thinking of Elan, but writing the song did remind me of his Crowning Moment of Heartwarming with buddy Roy... so awesome, so poignant.

Also I'm a dude.

[Criptfeind]

Also I'm a dude.

Tell you say it indigently in game I will keep being politely confused.

[Cheddarius]

Cheddarius twitches every time "she" is said. Finally unable to take the strain, he roars out,
"I. AM. A. MAAAAAAAN!!!!!"
Ripping off his clothing, he runs about, flailing his genitalia in people's faces. "NOT A GIRL!" he shouts. Waving his harp around in rage, he eventually calms down and puts his pants back on.
"Well, I hope that settled the matter."

[Fault]

such a strange culture, these elves of old

[Criptfeind]

"I take back my comment about sanity levels.

Also your name is hard to pronounce can I call you schle?"

[Fault]

yeah I was thinking you should take a name that fits more with the setting.

I don't think cheddar cheese exists in this fantasy world.

[Criptfeind]

Schle fits quite well I think.