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Author Topic: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?  (Read 2563 times)

Acanthus117

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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2010, 02:17:08 am »

Elfs and dwarfs were the same thing before tolkien bastardized them.

Actually, Elves were teeny little tree-living dudes and dwarves were pretty much the same. Bearded midgets that live underground and make kewl shiz.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2010, 06:39:55 am »

Elven traders are the best when you've embarked on a glacier or in a desert.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2010, 07:04:11 am »

Well, even if my username is an anagram of A Slain Elf...

The discworld elves are the best, I think.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2010, 01:10:32 pm »

Orlando Bloom.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2010, 02:08:01 pm »

Elfs and dwarfs were the same thing before tolkien bastardized them.

Actually, Elves were teeny little tree-living dudes and dwarves were pretty much the same. Bearded midgets that live underground and make kewl shiz.
In mythology dwarfs were just elfs.

They were the same thing.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2010, 06:07:22 pm »

Elfs and dwarfs were the same thing before tolkien bastardized them.

Actually, Elves were teeny little tree-living dudes and dwarves were pretty much the same. Bearded midgets that live underground and make kewl shiz.
In mythology dwarfs were just elfs.

They were the same thing.
It does depend on which elf you're talking about. most are portrayed as little trickster thingies that lived in trees, and dwarves (at least in Norse Mythology) lived UNDERGROUND and made stuff for the gods and heroes. They didn't live in trees or act like stupid tricksters or anything.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2010, 07:45:01 pm »

but the point is they were essentially elves that made weapons.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2010, 07:50:54 pm »



DWARVES ARE NOT TRICKSTER THINGIES! GODDAMNIT!


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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2010, 07:52:49 pm »

Not Tolkiens dwarf.

Thats kind of his point.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2010, 07:57:47 pm »

Thats right.

It's like the man is a racist against dwarfs.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2010, 08:00:04 pm »

From Wikipedia:
Along with being physically deformed, Dwarfs were known as being excellent craftsmen, whose ability is partially god-like[8]; this has parallels with stunted and ugly craftsmen and wise people (witch and oracles) from other mythologies. Dwarves were magical creatures with huge skill at metallurgy, taking fame for making great artifacts of legend. Dvergar are famous for having created Skíðblaðnir, Gungnir, Draupnir, Mjolnir, etc.

The Dwarves of shared Germanic Mythology have left a heavy influence on modern fantasy and folklore. Concepts such as Dwarven short height, ugly features, and exceptional craftsmanship are commonplace in modern literature. The remnants of the original Dwarf formed later fairy tales and folklore (see English folklore, German folklore, and Dutch folklore).

Dwarves also shared characteristics with also creatures such as Trolls (though they were large in stature), and the Tomte.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_%28mythology%29

But then, it depends on WHERE you're talking about.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2010, 06:28:38 am »

Norse dwarves weren't just tricksters, they were downright dip-people-in-magma evil.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2010, 06:33:34 am »

But they didn't live in trees or steal children and shitliekdat.
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Re: DWARF FORTRESSERS: What's your favorite elf?
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2010, 08:16:41 am »

In Norse mythology the terms for elf and dwarf were often used interchangeably.
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