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Author Topic: What should I do with this much bacon?  (Read 1876 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 06:22:04 pm »
WAIT! Don't you decide just yet!

Look at this:



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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 06:22:54 pm »
...Are those turtles made out of bacon?
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2010, 06:30:55 pm »
The idea is patently ridiculous. By making a turtle out of bacon, you remove the ability to acquire the shell afterward, thereby exponentially increasing the chances of a failed mood. There's probably some equation for it but the bottom line is that bacon looks terrible on a legendary sock.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2010, 07:39:57 pm »
If I have looked closely enough, each one is made up of 3 hotdogs, wrapped in a bacon weave, the inside can possibly be ground beef.

Nice.

And that bacon explosion is epic.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2010, 07:41:54 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2010, 09:35:43 pm »
Send me the bacon.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2010, 09:57:39 pm »
Philly cheese steak AND BACON sandwich. 3000+ calories per serving. That's a man sandwich right there. Then, just grab a few beers and go to watch football in your man-cave.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2010, 10:41:34 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on February 25, 2010, 07:39:57 pm
If I have looked closely enough, each one is made up of 3 hotdogs, wrapped in a bacon weave, the inside can possibly be ground beef.

Nice.

And that bacon explosion is epic.

I dont think its ground beef. There seems to be some cheese leaking out, and it needs a basis  for molding, so I am thinking a biscuit.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2010, 01:59:02 am »
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2010, 02:03:34 am »
Just eat it, I don't care how.

But if you let it go bad, you deserve to die, sir.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2010, 04:05:56 am »
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2010, 09:24:32 am »
Smoked bacon is the best bacon. You must build a smokehouse in your back yard.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2010, 04:44:36 pm »
Step 1: take picture of yourself
Step 2: eat all 48 oz of bacon in one day
Step 3: repeat for 12 months
Step 4: take picture of yourself
Step 5: mix up which picture was which
Step 6: write a book about "The Bacon Diet," complete with before and after pictures (mixed up of course).
Step 7: PROFIT
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2010, 04:46:40 pm »
Quote from: alway on February 26, 2010, 04:44:36 pm
Step 1: take picture of yourself
Step 2: eat all 48 oz of bacon in one day
Step 3: repeat for 12 months
Step 4: take picture of yourself
Step 5: mix up which picture was which
Step 6: write a book about "The Bacon Diet," complete with before and after pictures (mixed up of course).
Step 7: ?
Step 8: PROFIT

Fixed for ya.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2010, 04:56:23 pm »
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