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Author Topic: What should I do with this much bacon?  (Read 1873 times)

threetoast

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What should I do with this much bacon?
« on: February 25, 2010, 09:38:28 am »

Yesterday, I bought a 48 oz. box of bacon ends and pieces, because it was about half the price per ounce of regular bacon strips. However, that is a lot of bacon to eat all by myself, and it'll probably go bad before I can use it all.

So, what should I do with three pounds of meaty, fatty goodness?
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 09:46:52 am »

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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 10:30:08 am »

Cook a great big pot of beans.  Bacon goes well with beans.

Bonus:  I'm pretty sure it'll reheat well, so you can shove the leftovers in the deep freeze (assuming you have one) and forget about it 'til your next bacon craving.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2010, 10:31:43 am by Earthquake Damage »
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 12:05:34 pm »

Send it to somebody in a letter. That'd be fun.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 01:43:21 pm »

http://bacontoday.com/category/bacon-recipes/

Here are some ideas.

Also, you can't go wrong with a Bacon Weave.

If you have any hotdogs, you can always cook them up wrapped in bacon. Tastes better than it sounds. Best of all, you don't need ketchup or mustard to make it taste better. The bacon does it for you.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 01:45:09 pm »

Sell any that goes bad on ebay. Wonder about who the hell buys a ton of mouldy bacon off ebay.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 02:04:36 pm »

Also, you can't go wrong with a Bacon Weave.

Woven bacon is more or less out of the question, since it's random assorted bits of bacon. I could cheat and sew it together with twine, making some kind of weird piebald pattern with meaty bits and fatty bits.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 04:27:00 pm »

Freezer. An animal with an intellectual capacity capable of manic depression died to make that bacon, unlike beef or chicken. Don't let it go to waste. Pork is precious.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 04:41:19 pm »

First off, get a huge amount of deliciously friable mushrooms, and fry both them and the bacon. Then get a huge loaf of bread, butter it, slap the mushrooms and bacon onto it, eat it and die from heart failure, the happiest man on the planet.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 04:53:07 pm »

just cook a bit at a time.
try and mix it with melted cheese in to a burger type thing.
if it all a fails get some meat eating friends round and have a fry up.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 04:59:24 pm »

2 halves of an everything bagel, some jack cheddar, and a bacon-fried burger (ground beef with bacon bits inside) wrapped in bacon, with a bacon topper.

Now that's good eating. You'll get a cardiac fine from it, but not an arrest.

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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 05:45:33 pm »

Use culinary paste to construct an octopus sculpture, and dip the whole thing in casting resin (It'll take an afternoon). Then construct a shrine to baconthulhu.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 05:58:55 pm »

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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 06:04:09 pm »

That... thing... looks like a chocolate eclair from hell.
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Re: What should I do with this much bacon?
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 06:17:42 pm »

Assemble it via glue and stitching into an article of clothing, preferably underwear.
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