Yeah, it was easy enough to recognize that you've got other things on your plate, particularly because you've either already said it or came close enough to saying it.
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Converting a genotype into a phenotype is a monsterously enormous project. It's trivial to read a gene out and say what string of amino acids it will translate to. Slightly more bothersome to work out a few things that can modify that but still doable. What's completely undoable is figuring out what that protein does. You have to figure out which sections will be attracted and then bend it around so they're together in 3d space. This is still doable with computing power but not this century on a single personal computer.
http://fold.it/portal/info/scienceThen when you have that you need to figure out how it interacts with other proteins and this is basically the point at which any efforts would utterly fall apart. We can't currently simulate neurons accurately even in programs that are keeping track of every atom in a system. We wouldn't be able to actually tell what the impacts were.
Now, you clearly weren't proposing such a lofty simulation of so much of a planet on atomic scale but how in the world can you abstract that for working out the shape of a body? It would be pretty easy to write a little program with some predefined parts and just randomly swap them out but that's already out there and it would stop you from ever getting anything but those predefined parts. How could you take some minimal fleck of the skin of a creature and turn it into a tooth or nail? How could just then say that the nail got thicker and thicker until it was a hoof? How could you make some piece of a body reverse the order of it's layers (that's roughly how we got corn) or take those earliest parts of an eye and decide to take it in the camera direction or do something more like the arthropods do? If you try and fit this process into a linear sequence of instructions it is wildly complex but for humans that can already mentally render 3d shapes while simultaneously thinking about the myriad of physical limitations (light goes straight, round structures can handle more force than harsh flat ones, etc) the real limit just becomes making yourself do it.
It's a lot of work to train just one person to think about every sort of process involved though and we can only create so many sorts of things. This is why I wanted this done by a group of people- you could get a lot of the creative efforts from many people and if it moved along quickly enough the group could even make the decisions about all of those lofty things we haven't even started on here.
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Programming eh? Need to learn a particular language or just want to learn the process for now?
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ANIMALS very much follow and come from the branching ancestry tree format. In the earliest days of unicellular life there was a lot of just using any DNA the cells got their hands on- it took awhile before there were any kinds of mechanisms to prevent that and even once there were they'd have had to make their way into other cells and so forth. Eukaryotes have this obvious little thing going on in their cells: organelles. Some of these might have come from folding a lot of the membrane inward and then pinching it off so as to have different compartments inside of the cell but at least a few are very clearly originated from other cells, mitochondria being the most frequently used example but things like eukaryote flagella (very very unlike bacterial flagella) being somewhat likely candidates. Many of these structures can be grown from scratch right off of the genes in a cell's chromosomes but why would single cells want to arrange their DNA in all of these different chunks? Well if you were merging whole cells you'd end up with two different strings of DNA in the combined cell. Maybe you'd want to fuse them together or maybe not but if they were loops like in bacteria there would be no exposed end to weld onto another.
But basically what that's saying is that while life was still really working out what a cell IS and getting the basics going the chemicals ended up all over the place. Now, just like you can understand the difference between your great*5000 grandpa not being the same thing as the chimpanzees around today you can get that the "bacteria" way back then aren't the bacteria of today, or even a couple billions of years back. Everything keeps evolving and while the bacteria pretty much kept within the niches we know bacteria exist in they did keep evolving their cellular machinery.
It's simplified, watered down, and at some point downright stupid to think that there was some murky water that went through all of the chemistry to produce a bacteria almost exactly like modern ones and that it then ceased entirely as the cell bloomed into such enormous numbers as to eat any other potential cell. There is a point where that happened but there was also a transitional sort of period where things were starting to form stable membranes and such but where the DNA from one could just as easily end up in another.
But the distinction of animals I made earlier is pretty easy to follow if you know what you're looking at. Where that video mentioned opisthokonta you're got a few protists, all fungi, and animals using these rear propelled sperm. Seeing as no fungi or animals can ever step back through the tree of evolution to become a protist (you could mix those three up in any order in that sentence and have it technically work but you know what I mean,) they're clearly dealing with the branching lineages of the tidy ancestral descent we're used to at that point. So yes, animals have a single ancestor species, and depending on how the numbers actually worked out perhaps a single shared ancestor, but not at the very base of the tree of life. If you want to try and trace the path back you first run into all of those problems of cells taking up other cells and then even further back run into problems of all of that even less rigid DNA transfer. There are obviously many points before sexual reproduction where you can narrow things down and say that this individual or that had some particular mutation that our heritage didn't get from any place else so they would be a single ancestor of ours but a universal ancestor? Well, how could you even tell a cell apart from the things that lead to it at that point?
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I may look into and set that up. I never said I wouldn't do these things, just that I wasn't feeling up to it at the time.