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[ein]

Yeah, no fractions.
I like integers.

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You gather from your garden:
1 Blue Root
1 Sweet Leaf
1 Devil Berry
2 Forest Kings

Upon hearing of a shady person selling highly addictive potions, the city decides to form an investigation committee.
As your assistant is moving through town, he gets arrested by these investigators.

He gives in quickly to their interrogation and tells them about you.
They arrive quickly and throw you in jail... forever.

[size=9]ゲーム·オーバー[/size]

[qwertyuiopas]

>New game

[Labs]

Serious post? I hope not, this was good.

[100killer9]

It's got to be a joke. The prison sentence for drug dealing is not "forever".
Start from inside jail though; we need to focus on an escape.

[Kadzar]

How could they throw us in jail? We had fecking strength mushrooms!

[100killer9]

And we don't get an attorney, let ALONE a trial... What an abuse of human rights!
We must take the inmates and rise up against the oppressive police state! Time for revolution!

[ein]

Human rights?
This takes place in Generic Medieval Fantasyland.
They don't need trials and attorneys.
But yes, let's plot our escape from within.

[Jervous]

What do we have with us? Did we sneak in anything?

[Dwarmin]

You guys still have gold right? Bribe the local drunkard gold to drop some mad hatter in the town well, then blackmail them into releasing you claiming you are the only one who can cure the "mysterious" ailment.

[100killer9]

Human rights?
This takes place in Generic Medieval Fantasyland.
They don't need trials and attorneys.
But yes, let's plot our escape from within.

Then we'll start the Generic Medieval Fantasylandian Revolution! When we fought for democracy, and all that jazz. Think the French revolution, but in Generic Medieval Fantasyland. How about that?
But first, inventory check.

[ein]

You check your inventory.
Along with your boring generic medieval clothes, you have:
1 bundle of Colour Leaves, wrapped in paper
1 strike-anywhere match
Your monocle
A spare wooden tooth, first molar

[100killer9]

Hmm...
Look around the prison cell. Are there any people whe can drug/decieve/rape/befriend?

[Neyvn]

OH Damn... I am Laughing my ass off here...
Only the other day did I look at this and see that it was nice looking game about being a Medicine man...

Now I find out that you guys have made it into a drug game and you have been thrown into Jail... LOL!!!!

[ein]

There's a loony in the cell across from you.
He keeps shouting about the lunches being tainted with bad mushrooms.
He shuts up whenever you wear the monocle.

[Kadzar]

You check your inventory.
Along with your boring generic medieval clothes, you have:
1 bundle of Colour Leaves, wrapped in paper
1 strike-anywhere match
Your monocle
A spare wooden tooth, first molar

This includes what we stored in our colon beforehand, right?