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[kilakan]

>Light wall on fire, light joint from fire, and walk through funny looking flames while high!

[Cheddarius]

I'm starting to think we should start up a Liberal Crime Squad forum game.

Sigged because we seriously need to do this.
I have some games already going, but SOMEONE DO THIS OKAY

[qwertyuiopas]

Don't just light it and let it burn, light it and be ready for anyone coming, especially anyone coming from the other side of the wall. As I mentioned before, this seems suspiciously escapable, leaving two conclusions: The escape route is known by your captors, or the guy running the game wants the character to survive and escape.

Since preparing for the first case would not impare yout ability to succeed in the second, be prepared!

[ein]

You light the wall with your match.
In a great big *FWOOSH*, the whole wall along the entire prison lights up like some random holiday that doesn't exist in this world involving fireworks.
You light your colour leaf joint on the raging inferno.
As the colours fly around everywhere, you realize that the wall is fucking on fire.
You decide that this was a stupid idea, but thankfully, the other side of your cell is far enough away from the flames to keep you from getting burnt.
It's still really hot though.

After a few minutes, the fire dies down leaving behind a very charred and ashy pile of crumbling stone.
As you touch it to see if it's hot, a large chunk of the wall crumbles, revealing  an incredibly bright plain of sand.
You venture forth, because it's better than the cramped cell, but eventually pass out.

You wake up in a tent surrounded by a couple of desert folk.
Being generic fantasyland, everybody speaks the same language, and they tell you that their healer was mauled by desert bears.
You decide that this is a good time to start over.

You tell the desert people that you are an apothecary and can heal all who are ill in this village.
Unfortunately, the villagers seem to have a very mysterious illness.
So mysterious, in fact, that you should investigate it.

[Cheddarius]

> investigate very mysterious illness

[Criptfeind]

>Declare that all of the dead healers stuff is now our. Including family and apprentices. And by family I mean not snotling only hot chicks.

[100killer9]

>Look for devil berries
Attempt to incite a revolution against the police-state government. They gave you a life sentence without proof of any wrongdoing.

[Criptfeind]

In time maybe, but if we try that now we are one train ride over from death.

[Armok]

> try to get someone to get your stuff from home.

> Ask what these people think about drugs.

[qwertyuiopas]

>Avoid drugs this time, as these people look more likely to kill than arrest.

>Also, regret burning your only supply.

>Also regret not fuly studying your manuals.

[100killer9]

>Stop using >
Alright, now let's look for some... Blue roots? Or any plant, really.
I think we may have needed that top hat...

[ein]

You begin to investigate the illness, but you have no idea where to start.
You decide to look for various herbs instead, and identify them in the old healer's tome.

Around the desert, you find:
Cactus Flower, has a multitude of uses, similar to blue root
Sand Lizard, the liver of these things is a folk remedy for hangovers
Oasis Grass, very sweet and used to cure most poisons

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Just for clarification, you won't be gathering herbs this time, only finding and identifying them.

[Faden]

Gather some Cactus Flower, Oasis Grass and any other plants you see.

[Kadzar]

Find and identify more stuff.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Examine the patient, question anyone who witnessed the attack, and ask where is the Desert Bear now?