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The Eviscerator of Gods

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My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« on: February 23, 2010, 01:42:06 am »
After you reach a random date your dwarves will be raptured to heaven and leave all the humans, elves, and goblins behind to live through Armok-geddon (the time when Armok drowns the world in blood)

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Tom Cruise never had sex w/ his wife that baby's an alien from Xenu.

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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 01:44:57 am »
2 Things...

1. This should be moved to suggestions

2. Somebody draw me a picture! I want an epic desktop background of this.
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Sir Finkus

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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 11:46:44 am »
Here I was expecting plans for an underwater objectivist megafort.
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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 01:06:54 pm »
me too... just a sec, thats a great idea!!
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Quote from: CautionToTheWind on October 09, 2009, 06:21:59 pm
(sometimes, the child's cries for help can still be heard on the empty tunnels of this fallen fortress)

If only it showed Dwarf Fortress... oh yeah! it does

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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 01:10:54 pm »
Quote from: Sir Finkus on February 23, 2010, 11:46:44 am
Here I was expecting plans for an underwater objectivist megafort.
Same here.
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One of the toads decided to go for a swim in the moat - presumably because he could path through the moat to my dwarves. He is not charging in, just loitering in the moat.

The toad is having a nice relaxing swim.
The goblin mounted on his back, however, is drowning.

Mapleleaf

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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 02:12:07 pm »
ARMOKGEDDON.

almost makes me wish I didn't suck at using my tablet, so I could draw it.
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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 04:29:13 pm »
Quote from: Sir Finkus on February 23, 2010, 11:46:44 am
Here I was expecting plans for an underwater objectivist megafort.

It's been done at least once.
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 17, 2009, 10:47:58 pm
It's amazing how dwarves can make a stack of bones completely waterproof and magmaproof.
Quote from: Neruz on September 18, 2009, 06:58:26 am
It's amazing how they can make an entire floodgate out of the bones of 2 cats.

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Re: My idea for a Dwarven Rapture.
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 04:38:05 pm »
Quote from: Sir Finkus on February 23, 2010, 11:46:44 am
Here I was expecting plans for an underwater objectivist megafort.
Dito. The best thing is, with all the psychological stuff in the game, this could be! All you'd need is an underwater fort where all the dwarfs come from a civ with an ALTRUISM-level of 'Views helping others as an imposition on own needs to get along with others.' , an obsessive preference to consume 'sea slug extract' and a tantrum spiral.

On the actual topic though, why would you want your dwarfs to leave you and your wonderful fort, if you can just burn the whole surface to cinders with magma? Make your fort a mega-project of heavenly comfort, and initiate your very own divine dooms day!
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