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Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« on: February 22, 2010, 05:38:47 pm »
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This Giant Spiked Cave Spider is immaculately preserved. It is framed with Redwood and Crystal Glass. It is of the highest quality.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 05:44:42 pm »
Let's try the description again, shall we?

This is a giant cave spider corpse.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is adorned with squares of redwood and crystal glass, and menaces with spikes of chitin.  On the item is an image of text in iron.  The text describes a giant cave spider and a dwarf.  The dwarf is striking down the giant cave spider.  This image relates to the defeat of the giant cave spider in Realbutterflygifts in 2010.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 11:45:24 am »
I am never going to be able to sleep again after seeing that thing.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 11:49:46 am »
That's not a "Giant Cave Spider"

That's just a standard one. We should make socks out of it's webbing. They'd sell for a pretty ¤.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 12:01:18 pm »
By Grungni's beard, that spider looks scary. Sure, it's just a little one, but imagine that beast being a few meters high! I wouldn't want to face it then without a small throng of axedwarfs.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 01:46:17 pm »
That thing is more scorpion than spider.

Imagine it grabbing you in the nech with all those spikes.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 04:28:06 pm »
@Dohon, so then this would probably be closer to a full sized one? (Yes yes, I know it's a crab, not just a spider).

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This is a Giant Spider Crab wall hanging. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is mounted on squares of microcline. It is encased in clear glass. It menaces with spikes of chitin and terror. On it is an image of Human. The human is striking a menacing pose.

Fun Fact: fully grown it can reach a leg span of almost 4 m (13 feet).
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 05:03:48 pm »
That one must be aquatic.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 05:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Dohon on February 25, 2010, 12:01:18 pm
By Grungni's beard, that spider looks scary. Sure, it's just a little one, but imagine that beast being a few meters high! I wouldn't want to face it then without a small throng of axedwarfs.

I don't know about you but if I was a girl I don't think I'd like axedwarves in my small thongs....

Oh THRONG... Throng...
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 07:14:26 pm »
I never knew spiders could menace with spikes.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 03:36:00 am »
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 10:02:28 am »
Quote from: PhilbertFlange on February 25, 2010, 04:28:06 pm
@Dohon, so then this would probably be closer to a full sized one? (Yes yes, I know it's a crab, not just a spider).

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This is a Giant Spider Crab wall hanging. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is mounted on squares of microcline. It is encased in clear glass. It menaces with spikes of chitin and terror. On it is an image of Human. The human is striking a menacing pose.

Fun Fact: fully grown it can reach a leg span of almost 4 m (13 feet).

Heh, I have seen quite a few of those in 'Deadliest catch". Huuuuuge crabs. Now imagine those things also being 2 meters high. One swipe of a pincer, one snap and a Dwarf loses a head ... or legs.
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 01:16:27 pm »
It's a good thing I wasn't eating something crunchy for breakfast or I would have felt sick when I saw that OOOOH WAAAAAIIIIIIT  >:(
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Re: Completely Dwarfy Wall Art
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2010, 07:23:58 pm »
It isn't a GCS unless it is the size of Shelob. Now there's a spider who earned her name.
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