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[dwarfguy2]

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you are in a ROOM. there is a DOOR to the SOUTHEAST. a GAURD is GUARDING the DOOR. what do you do?

[Faden]

Talk to the guard

[LeoLeonardoIII]

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> Talk to the guard

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Kick the wall

[dwarfguy2]

>talk to guard

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"you will not be excused for the execution of the queen, flagglenips III.

>kick wall

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you kick the wall. it hurts your foot. you start spouting foul language.
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you step into a HALL that leads north to and south to PRISON CELL. also, you suddenly remember that you are amnesiac. you wonder why you forgot.

INV: scroll, 10 GP.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh wow, loot!

> Read the GP

[dwarfguy2]

it says "god bless the queen" on one side and "made in flongglepants" on the other.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh man we killed someone who is on the money. That is bad news.

> Rebuild wall behind us to cover our escape.

[dwarfguy2]

you cannot rebuild it, it turned into that scroll and that cash when you started spouting obscenities.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Awesome! Face the west wall and scream obscenities at it!

Oh, and try saying nice things to the broken wall.

[dwarfguy2]

>scream niceness at broken wall

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you decide that instead of that, you scream things that make it sad. it slumps down.

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you then scream harsh words at the wall. it turns into loot.

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you get another scroll and some more cash. aside from that, the room has nothing.

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except for that goblin.

[Criptfeind]

> yell obscenities at goblin.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Yell obscenities at goblin while pitching gold coins at it

[Criptfeind]

Visualize entire world in head... got it? Good. Now think obscenities at it.

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!$

Oooo ya.

[dwarfguy2]

your YELL OBSCENITIES SKILL is all worn out! also, you don't want your money touching something filthier than the ravenous bug-blatter beast of braal. this includes goblins, orcs, kobolds, and lawyers.