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It seems to like Chuck Norris jokes:

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
チャックノリスは父親の前に彼の処女を失った。
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Man, it's all part of the fucking conspiracy.
男はクソの陰謀の一部なのだ。
The man is a part of the conspiracy shit.
男は陰謀たわごとの一部です。
Shit man is part of the conspiracy.

Spoiler: Hilarious typo leads to insane rambling nonsense (click to show/hide)

In Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, he states that energy is equal to mass times thespeed of light squared.
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アインシュタインの一般相対性理論では、彼はエネルギーの質量と光のthespeedに等しい状態の2乗。
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In Einstein's general theory of relativity, he thespeed light mass and energy equal to the square of state.
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アインシュタインの一般相対性理論では、彼は光の質量とエネルギーの状態の2乗に等しいthespeed。
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In Einstein's general theory of relativity, he was the state of mass and energy equivalent to the square of light thespeed.
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アインシュタインの一般相対性理論では、彼は質量と光thespeedの2乗に相当のエネルギーの状態だった。
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In Einstein's general theory of relativity, he thespeed the two light mass and energy were equivalent to the square of state.
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アインシュタインの一般相対性理論では、彼は2つの光の質量とエネルギーthespeed状態の2乗に同等であった。
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In Einstein's general theory of relativity, he was one of two light mass and energy were similar to the square of two thespeed state.
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2 thespeed状態の2乗に類似していたアインシュタインの一般相対性理論では、彼の2つの光の質量とエネルギーのだった。
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2 thespeed the two states in Einstein's general theory of relativity was similar to the square, the two he was one of mass and energy of light.
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アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の2 thespeed 2つの状態の2乗に似ていた、2つの彼は質量と光のエネルギーのだった。
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2 thespeed 2 Einstein's general theory of relativity in one state was similar to the square of two, was one of his two mass and light energy.
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1つの状態の相対性理論の2 thespeed 2アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の2つの正方形に、1つの彼の2つの質量と光のエネルギーは似ていた。
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One of the two-state theory of relativity 2 thespeed 2 of 2 square of Einstein's general theory of relativity, one of his two mass and two single photon energy was similar.
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相対性理論2の1つは、2つの状態理論アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の2乗の2 thespeed、1つの彼の2つの質量の2つの単一光子のエネルギー似ていた。
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2 One of relativity, Einstein's general relativity theory of two states one of the two squares 2 thespeed, 1 of 2 of the mass of the two he had two similar single-photon energy.
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2つ相対性理論の2つの状態のいずれかの2つの正方形2 thespeed、1 2の質量の、アインシュタインの一般相対性理論は、2つの彼は2つの類似の単一光子のエネルギーだった。
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Two-state theory of relativity in one two one two one square 2 thespeed, 1 2 the mass of Einstein's general theory of relativity, the two two two he was one similar single-photon energy.
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2つの相対性理論の状態理論の2つは2つ1つの広場で2、アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の一二の質量thespeed、2 2 2彼は同様の単一光子のエネルギーだった。
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One of the two-state theory of relativity in one two two two two two squares, the mass of Einstein's general theory of relativity 21 thespeed, 2 2 2 He was like a single photon energy.
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1 2 2 2 2 2つの正方形、アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の質量を21日、2 2 2彼は、単一光子のエネルギーのようだったthespeedの相対性理論の1つは、2つの状態理論。
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122,222 square one, the mass of Einstein's general theory of relativity 21, 2 2 2 He was like a single photon energy thespeed the relativity of one, two two-state theory .
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122222平方1、2 2 2彼は、単一光子のエネルギーのようだった相対性理論月21日、アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の質量を、2つの状態の理論の1つ相対性理論thespeed。
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1,2 2 2 his 122,222-square-month, single-photon-energy theory of relativity was like 21, the mass of Einstein's general theory of relativity, two of relativity theory of one single state thespeed.
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1,2 2彼122222平方先月、単一光子相対性理論のエネルギー理論21のようだった、相対性理論の2つ1つの状態の相対性理論のthespeedアインシュタインの一般相対性理論の質量。
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His 122,222-square-2 last month or two, single-photon energy theory of relativity was like 21, one of the relativity theory's two one-state mass thespeed Einstein's general theory of relativity.
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彼の122222平方- 2先月つまたは2つ、シングル相対性理論の光子エネルギー理論21のようにされ、1つの相対性理論の2つの状態質量の相対性理論アインシュタインの一般相対性理論thespeed。
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His 122,222-square - 2 先月Tsu or two, relativity theory of single-photon energy is 21, as one of the two relativity theory of relativity Einstein's general theory of relativity the mass of a single state thespeed.
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彼の122222平方 - 2先月津つまたは2つ、1つの光子エネルギーが21の相対性理論は、1つの相対性理論の2つの相対性理論アインシュタインの一般相対性理論1つの状態の質量としてthespeed。
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His 122,222-square - August 2 津Tsu or two, one two-photon energy of 21 theory of relativity is one of the two relativity theory of relativity Einstein's general theory of relativity as the mass of one of two states thespeed.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2津津つまたは2つ、相対性理論の21理論の2つの光子エネルギーは相対性理論の2つの相対性理論の2つの状態thespeedはの質量はアインシュタインの一般相対性理論である。
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His 122,222-square - August 2 津津Tsu or two, the theory of relativity 21 two two-photon energy of two relativistic theory of relativity is one of two states is the mass of the thespeed Einstein's general theory of relativity be.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2津津津つまたは2つ、相対性理論21 2 2つの理論相対性理論の2つの相対論的理論の光子エネルギーの2つの状態である相対性理論のthespeedアインシュタインの一般相対性理論の質量をすることです。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, Tsu 津津Tsu or two, the theory of relativity theory of relativity 2,122 of two-photon energy of two relativistic theory of relativity Einstein's general state of the two thespeed is to the mass of the theory of relativity.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2日、津津津津または2つ、2つの相対性理論2122の相対性理論の理論相対性理論の2つの相対論的理論は、2つのthespeedアインシュタインの一般的な状態の光子エネルギー相対性理論の質量をすることです。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu or two, two of the relativity theory of relativity in 2122 one of the two relativistic theory of relativity is one of two of Einstein's general state thespeed relativity and to the mass of the photon energy.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2日、津市津市津市津つまたは2つ、2つの相対性理論相対性理論の2122年1相対性理論の2つの相対論的理論の2つのアインシュタインの一般的な状態thespeed相対性理論と光子のエネルギーを大量にされ。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, Tsu Tsu Tsu 津Tsu or two, one two of the relativity theory of relativity in 2122 one of the two relativity theory of Einstein's general relativity one of the two thespeed state of the photon energy is large and the theory of relativity.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2日、津市津市津市津津つまたは2つ、2つの相対性理論相対性理論の2122年1つの光子エネルギーの2つのthespeed状態アインシュタインの一般相対性理論の1つ、2つの相対性理論の大されている相対性理論。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, Tsu Tsu Tsu 津津Tsu or two, one two of the relativity theory of relativity in 2122 one of the two photon energy of two states one of Einstein's general theory of relativity thespeed , two of the relativity theory of relativity is one big.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2日、津市津市津津津津つまたは2つ、2つの相対性理論相対性理論の2122の2つの状態のいずれかの相対性理論の相対thespeed、2つのアインシュタインの一般相対性理論の2つの光子エネルギーの相対性理論1大きさです。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu 津津Tsu or two, one two of the relativity theory of relativity theory of relativity in 2122 in one of the two states relative to one thespeed, 2 one of Einstein of general relativity theory of relativity in two dimensions is a single photon energy.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2日、津市津市津市津津津津つまたは2つ、2つの相対性理論相対性理論の相対性理論の2122の1つ、2つの状態にする相対的な1つ、 thespeed 2つアインシュタインの一般相対性理論の理論の2次元での相対単一光子のエネルギーです。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, or 津津Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu two, one two-relativistic theory of relativity in 2122 of relativity, one of two relative to one state one, thespeed 2 of Einstein's general theory of relativity is the energy of single-photon two-dimensional relative.
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彼の122222平方 - 8月2日、または津津津市津市津市津市津市津市の2つ、1つの状態の1つに2122年相対性理論の2つの相対的なの相対性理論の2つの相対論的理論、2アインシュタインの一般相対性理論のthespeedエネルギーである単一光子の2つの相対的な次元です。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, the city of Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu or two, one of two states two years to one of the relativity theory of relativity in 2122, relative to one one of two theories of relativity, Einstein's general theory of relativity thespeed of two single-photon energy is a relative two-dimensional one.
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彼の122222平方 - 2122年8月2日に1相対性理論の相対性理論に津市津市津市津市津市津市津市津つまたは2つ、2つの状態を2年間の都市は、1つ1つ相対性理論、アインシュタインの2つの理論への相対的な相対性理論の2つの単一光子のエネルギーthespeedの一般的な説は、相対的な2次元の1つです。
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His 122,222-square - August 2122 in two days or 津Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu relativistic theory of relativity in two, two cities in two years, two states , one by one theory of relativity, Einstein's two theories of relativity, relative to two single-photon energy thespeed general theory is the relative two-dimensional one.
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彼の122222平方 - 2122年8月2日、相対性理論の津津津津津津津津津相対論的理論的には2つで、2年間で2つの都市、相対性理論の1つの理論によって2つの状態を、1 つ、相対性理論、アインシュタインの二つの理論の相対的な2つの単一光子のエネルギーの一般的な理論thespeedへの相対的な2次元の1つです。
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His 122,222-square - August 2, 2122, in the relativistic theory of relativity Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu in two parts, one of two cities in two years, two theories of relativity states one by one to one theory of relativity, the relative of two of Einstein's theory of general theory of two single-photon energy relative to thespeed two-dimensional one.

It would appear certain words lead to oscillating translations, such as dwarf castle (typed in dwarf fortress) and punishment juice (typed in doom juice).

[Akigagak]

Fed it the latest devlog, and it broke. So I had to do it in chunks, sentence by sentence.
Even that still broke it, so I just used the last translation before it gave up.

If one of my 1,111,111 fixed accident a few years, the Earl of Clearfield key attributes of this feature one and two single-mode optical stress is a fixed portion of the screen structure of the task by reducing, and cracking. . Descripción forces using small caves I am a long time, have all the functionality of your site yet, this wine. Magma is the blood of my men are in human clinical trials there is a violent explosion. Since then, I think that, this young man's curiosity.

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Incidently, put "There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena..." into it, you get some weird lines, like "I was being tested in humans to a boil, magma man stage, like a violent explosion of human blood." and "I am not a violent explosion of magma man, not to boil the blood of human clinical trials."

[Cheddarius]

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His 122,222-square - August 2, 2122, in the relativistic theory of relativity Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu in two parts, one of two cities in two years, two theories of relativity states one by one to one theory of relativity, the relative of two of Einstein's theory of general theory of two single-photon energy relative to thespeed two-dimensional one.

Have we discovered the true origin of Time Cube?

[Darkwind3]

This is genius, absolute genius.

Conservapedia was started by Andrew Schlafly. It is a great big black hole that sucks in humanity's faith and spits out trolls.

becomes

Conservapedia was started by Andrew Schlafly. Vandalism has been a huge black hole of human faith.

I never knew translation programs could be so insightful. For that matter, I never knew they could be that coherent.

[Leafsnail]

The moment when a fictional character does something for which they will be remembered forever, winning for them the eternal loyalty of fans, an a Moment culminant d'Awesome.

Becomes:

Clamshell fictional characters, in this moment forever, in a terrible moment, the point is to win the loyalty of fans to remember the best ever.

Man, never new translationparty was this cynical.

[RedWarrior0]

Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face, twice

TRANSLATIONPARTY

Chuck Norris one of the two behind the times, one 1,000,001,010,010,100,100 1,000,110,001,000,000,102 one of the two one can find the face

[Helmaroc]

'There is no equilibrium here' turns into 'Here, you can find balance'.

[Eduren]

I've been having fun feeding it Mark Twain quotes.

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

Party!!

"We want to be a member of Congress is Bakasa. But I repeat myself."

[Exiledhero99]

I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.
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私は、何でも単純に他人をしたら、殺すことはないと思います。
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I do anything if the people simply can not think killing.
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私は何も行う場合は、人だけを殺すと思うことはできません。
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If I do anything, that I think people just can not kill.
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もし私が、私が人々だけを殺すことができないと思う何もありません。
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If I was who I think is nothing we can not just kill.
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もし私は、私たちだけを殺すことができないものはないと考えている。
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If I, just can not kill something we do not believe that.
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私の場合、ちょうど私たちとは思わない何かを殺すことはできません。
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In my case, and we just do not think you can not kill something.
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私の場合では、我々だけで何かを殺すことができないとは思わない。
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In my case, we can not kill something and just do not think.
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私の場合は、我々は何かを殺すことができないだけではないと思う。
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In my case, we just can not kill something I do not think.
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私の場合は、我々だけではないと思う何かを殺すことはできません。
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In my case, we just can not kill something I can not.
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私の場合は、私たちはちょうど私ができない何かを殺すことはできません。
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In my case, we can not kill something just is not me.
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私の場合は、私たちは私にはない何かを殺すことはできません。
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In my case, we are not something I can not kill.
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私の場合では、私を殺すことができないものではありません。
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In my case, which does not kill me can not.
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は、私にはできません殺していない私の場合は、。
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Is, in my case I can not kill the.
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私のケースでは、殺すことができないです。
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In my case, I can not kill.
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私の場合は、私を殺すことはできません。
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If I can not kill me.

[alway]

Pie are round unless it is a circle, then pi r squared.
into Japaneseしない限り、サークル、次にパイ研究の2乗はパイのラウンドです。
back into English Unless circle, the square is round two of the next pie of the pie.
back into Japaneseサークルを除き、正方形のパイの次のパイの第2ラウンドです。
back into English Circle except the first square pie pie next two rounds.
back into Japaneseサークル最初の正方形のパイパイを除き、次の2つのラウンド。
back into English Hooters except for the first square circle, the next two rounds.
back into Japanese最初の正方形円を除いてフーターズは、次の2つのラウンド。
back into English Hooters yen except for the first square, the next two rounds.
back into Japanese最初の正方形以外のフーターズ円は、次の2つのラウンド。
back into English The first Hooters yen non-square, the next two rounds.
back into Japanese最初のフーターズ円非正方形は、次の2つのラウンド。
back into English First non-square Hooters yen, the next two rounds.
back into Japanese最初の非平方フーターズ円は、次の2つのラウンド。
back into English Hooters first non-square-yen, the next two rounds.
back into Japaneseフーターズの最初の非平方円は、次の2つのラウンド。
back into English Hooters is the first non-square-yen, the next two rounds.
back into Japaneseフーターズの最初の非正方形の円は、次の2つのラウンドです。
back into English Hooters first non-square circle is one of the following two rounds.
back into Japaneseフーターズの最初の非平方円以下の2つのラウンドです。
back into English Yen following the first non-square is round one of two Hooters.
back into Japanese以外の最初の次の円乗2フーターズのラウンド1です。
back into English Squared circle following the first two rounds of the Hooters except one.
back into Japanese1以外のフーターズの最初の2ラウンドで、次のスクエアサークル。
back into English Than one of the first two rounds of the Hooters, In Square Circle following.
back into Japanese1フーターズの最初の2ラウンド、スクエアサークル以下ではより。
back into English One of the first two rounds of the Hooters, or less than the square circle.
back into Japanese1つは、フーターズ、または正方形円未満の最初の2ラウンド。
back into English One of the Hooters, yen less than the first two rounds or squares.
back into Japanese1つは、フーターズの円は最初の2ラウンド、あるいは2乗より少ない。
back into English One of the first two rounds Hooters yen, or less than 2 square.
back into Japanese最初の2つのラウンドフーターズ円、または2未満の正方形の。
back into English The first one Raundofutazu yen, or less than 2 square.
back into Japanese最初の1 Raundofutazu円、または2未満の広場。
back into English First 1 Raundofutazu yen, or less than 2 square.
back into Japanese最初の1 Raundofutazu円、または2未満の広場。
back into English First 1 Raundofutazu yen, or less than 2 square.

I do believe it just put Hooters into my math pun.

Dwarf Fortress runs slowly, even on good computers. turned into:
My child is the speed of the castle of the computer.

It does concern me somewhat that "Cat biscuits taste like chicken" translated perfectly though...

Empire: Total War loads very slowly. turned into
Empire is very slow: the overall impact of the war.

Dwarven atom smashers can get rid of any excess stone in a fortress. into
If you remove the excess nuclear accelerator you can retrieve the stone fortress of the dwarves.

Dwarf Fortress nobles are petulant and often must be removed.into Japanese
山城貴族と不機嫌なことが多い削除する必要がありますドワーフ。back into English
Dwarves often have to be removed and ill-tempered noble fortress.back into Japanese
ドワーフが頻繁に削除されると病気が、高貴な要塞短気。back into English
Disease is frequently deleted Dwarf, noble temper fortress.back into Japanese
病気頻繁にドワーフ、高貴な怒りの要塞削除されます。back into English
Dwarf disease often removes noble fortress of anger.back into Japanese
ドワーフの病気はしばしば怒りの高貴な要塞を削除します。back into English
Dwarf disease will often remove the anger royal fortress.back into Japanese
ドワーフの病気はしばしば怒り王室の要塞を削除します。back into English
Dwarf disease will often delete the fortifications of the royal family's anger.back into Japanese
ドワーフの病気はしばしば英国王室の怒りの要塞を削除します。back into English
Dwarf fortress illness removes the wrath of the British royal family often.back into Japanese
ドワーフの要塞の病気多くの場合、英国王室の怒りを削除します。back into English
Dwarf fortress disease often remove the anger of the British royal family.

Dwarf Fortress nobles are often dunked in lava. into
Dunk of the lava is most noble in the Dwarven Castle.

Fire snakes will ignite the booze. Do not build food stockpiles near the volcano. into
Snake wine is light the fire. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please do not build a stockpile near the volcano.

At least it knows the importance of keeping the stockpiles away from the volcano!

[alway]

The first 2 lines of The Raven translated into: So, for me is some people's traditional Chinese people are confused, most people have been interested to watch a strange disease.
Not quite as poetic as Poe's version...