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[Cheddarius]

NOTHING CAN STAND IN THE WAY OF FOUR SUPER BUTT EYE MONSTERS

[Phantom]

No one except...


The Badly Drawn man!

_{And his assistant badly drawn fat man with a rake and laser pistol.}

[LeoLeonardoIII]

                                           

I added a pair of wings so it can fly above and escape the Badly Drawn Men. I also made the right one perpetually delighted and the left one perpetually disgusted.

[Cruxador]

I gave him a classy hat so he can be dapper and debonair.

[Huesoo]

I removed the arm because he no longer needs the extra sight, removed the hat because thats stupid, added eyespots and claws so it can instill fear an hurt its prey. Seriously the first post said to be serious and not stupid, yet you guys still do stupid stuff. (I got the idea from /sci/, 4chan didnt derail the thread with dicks until creature post 12ish. Im not saying guys are adding dicks to it but youre still derailing the thread. Phantom please dont try to hack my thread.

[Cheddarius]

You know, if you look at the main body very closely...

[Huesoo]

Well then change the main body! Give a 6 pack or make it more streamlined for flight.


Also, sorry if I sounded like an asshole in that ealier post.

[Cheddarius]

I make it taller, so that it can see its enemies from farther away.

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[Duke 2.0]

 You created a hairy one-eyes monster, one that is very happy to see things.

 The innuendo of this thread is almost overwhelming.

[Huesoo]

I added a more streamlined body and a tail so it can look more badass help with flight

[Phantom]

...
The badly drawn men have guns, you know that?

Any way that looks slightly more bearable to look at.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I added a bullet-proof vest to protect him against the guns of the Badly Drawn Men.

So are we taking things off that look stupid? Because those eye spots look kind of dumb.

[Cheddarius]

I think he means evolutionarily viable. He was a bit of a jerk about it, but this is, after all, an "Evolution" thread. One does not evolve bulletproof vests, nor hats.

[Criptfeind]

One does not evolve bulletproof vests, nor hats.

PFFT, how do you know? Have you seen all life in this universe?

[100killer9]

Wait... So, he's asking for a serious roleplaying thread? On a forum for the developer of a game in which you can cook pure alcohol into food, and flood the world with magma?