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Who is the better actor?

Will Smith
- 25 (26.3%)
Jack Black
- 25 (26.3%)
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
- 45 (47.4%)

Total Members Voted: 95


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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2010, 07:31:13 pm »

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Oh and Will Smith beats Jack Black.

And then Jack Black backs away, frowning and pressing his chin into his neck, both hands palm-forward, saying "Hey man, relaaaax"
Will Smith just says "Aw hell naw!" and beats him again. Then possibly lights a cigar.

This continues until one drops dead from exhaustion/lung cancer.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2010, 07:34:19 pm »

So we all agree if Jack Black can stand up against Will Smith for a time then WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE WILL WIN.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2010, 07:35:20 pm »

Well yeah.

I mean, I say again, have you tried it on chips? It's like a party in your mouth and everyone's eating Worcestershire sauce with chips.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2010, 09:28:28 pm »

Jack Black.  Because he is just a badass.  Even more badass than Will Smith (wow that's hard to do).  You know why? He doesn't even try.  You look at Jack.  He is lounging in his underwear being interviewed by Entertainment Weekly.  UNDERWEAR.  BADASS.  He doesn't even CARE.  So COOL.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2010, 09:36:53 pm »

Quote from: Jackrabbit
Oh and Will Smith beats Jack Black.

And then Jack Black backs away, frowning and pressing his chin into his neck, both hands palm-forward, saying "Hey man, relaaaax"
Will Smith just says "Aw hell naw!" and beats him again. Then possibly lights a cigar.

This continues until one drops dead from exhaustion/lung cancer.

Then jack black pulls out a guitar, goes into a power stance and screams "YEEEAAA!!!!" as he brings his arm down like a windmill and produces a blazing chord of awesome sound that blasts Will Smith with a sound that goes all the way to 11.

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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2010, 09:38:38 pm »

Jack's pants then explode. For no apparent reason.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2010, 09:42:43 pm »

Jack Black.  Because he is just a badass.  Even more badass than Will Smith (wow that's hard to do).  You know why? He doesn't even try.  You look at Jack.  He is lounging in his underwear being interviewed by Entertainment Weekly.  UNDERWEAR.  BADASS.  He doesn't even CARE.  So COOL.

You gotta be pretty badass not to care.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2010, 10:06:22 pm »

Jack's pants are always exploding,
 unless he points at your pants.

In that case, a lot of things could be happening.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2010, 01:56:32 am »

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Z:\>Also, sauce has 50% of the votes at the time of posting this.

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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2010, 03:34:40 am »

Jack black has a guitar which also works as an axe!
Plus I'm into music.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2010, 06:13:15 am »

I'm just going to assume we are comparing them as actors, since that's the only way we can meaningfully compare them.

You can get the core of what is written below from this, without the annoyingly long read.
Summary: Jack Black is mostly just annoying, Will Smith is cool, what does scientology have to do with their acting ability!?

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I think that not caring gives you cool points for about 20 seconds, until someone puts it in context and realizes that anyone can be rude, disrespectful, or whatever with a straight face. I miss the boat when not caring about how you treat other people makes you badass or requires badassery. If it were about actually doing something you thought was worth doing and not caring what they thought, then yea that's entirely badass. What you're not caring about is what makes you cool.

I think this topic is a good/interesting idea, and should have a follow-up, with perhaps some of their more talented contemporaries: Heath Ledger vs... ?
Hey, wouldn't want to suggest both contestants.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2010, 08:30:43 am »

Scientology is bad, and people who follow it are either extremely brainwashed/gullible or insane. This makes them lose points when I compare them with others.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2010, 08:32:17 am »

It shouldn't matter if someone is some harmless oddball religion, or a mainstream religion that gets a bad rap due to a tiny fraction of percent that are extremists. Scientology is not that. It is a scam invented by a mentally unstable failed sci-fi author exclusively for profit. Its practice regularly involves slave labor, child abuse, brain washing, forbidding medical care for serious conditions, extortion and vexatious litigation. The church even promotes the murder of heretics, several of whom have been found mysteriously dead.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2010, 08:35:54 am »

Well technically Islam demands death-or-conversion from all "infidel" as well. But rather than drag this into a religious debate, I'd like to say that I hadn't heard all of that about scientology.

If it's true, then I would definitely lose respect for someone by knowing they subscribe to it.
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Re: Will Smith Vs. Jack Black
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2010, 01:17:46 pm »

I gots to go with Jables. The only thing that swayed my vote from the sauce was the fact that Jack Black did the voice acting For Eddie Riggs in Brutal Legend. Best Idea for a Game ever.
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