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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2010, 01:14:47 pm »

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Effects in Play:
 • Cat-Killer-Killer
 • RAM: 1 Death Points
 • Armaggedon Nuke Timer: 16

On motion to increase cost of 'Bzzt':
All In Favor: 2
Criptfeind, ExKirby
All Opposed: 0

7 Cat meat
13 Cat bones

With my move and ExKirbys move the cats double twice.

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My alchemist survives the Cat killer killer, the archmage is not as lucky.

This is not a move, just updating the map.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2010, 01:21:58 pm by Criptfeind »
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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2010, 01:34:55 pm »

My dearest Mustachioed friends, this cat thing is getting quite out of hand. If I may suggest the "rock falls everyone dies" rule?

We shall take down the golden cylinders and collapse the room, killing most cats. The others can be killed beforehand by the skeletons.

Are you bifswagles amenable to this?
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Cheddarius

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2010, 01:48:17 pm »

It appears it is time to peruse my copy of The Lord Of The Dwarves by Urist Lashedkittens. Chapter 7, "The Descent", details the dwarves' journey into the Mines of Moria, an ancient fortress for mining adamantine. In it, they found tentacle demons, which their championmarksdwarves handily destroyed. They were faced with fire demons, and though their bolts flew true, many fell to the flames as they ran past, searching for the elusive +Pig TailSock+ of legend. Finally, as they were leaving the mines, they were attacked by Logem's Bane, the terror of the deeps, the Balrog.

A footnote on page 183 notes that this tragic event was immortalized in the Tacticus rulebook The Official Tacticus Entities - Rules And Strategies: Volume IX. Page 204 states that the Balrog can be summoned when three conditions are met:

There are 25 or more units of class "Demonic Hellspawn From The Deeps" on the board.

There is a free 2x2 square for summoning.

There is a Wizard on the board.

As you all must know, DHDs include Tentacle Demons, Fire Demons, and Cats. Thus the first condition is fulfilled.

Of course the second condition is also fulfilled, as you can plainly see.

And lastly, as Wizard classes include Mages and Arch Mages (but not Alchemists!), the third condition is also fulfilled.

Thus a Balrog shall be summoned on the board.

Page 25 details the Balrog's behavior:

It will destroy everything around it in a 4x4 square each turn. Units will not be subject to this if they have both Fire Immunity and Incorporeal traits or if they are Wizards.

The summoner may pick a direction for it to whip. Everything within a 3-wide line that stretches to the end of the board in that direction will be destroyed, unless it has the Incorporeal trait or it is a Wizard.

It may be commanded to fly 3 spaces.

Balrogs may be dispelled by Wizard classes (takes 2 turns, destroys Wizard for 5 turns) or by the summoner.

I summon the Balrog and command it to move left, then fly downwards.

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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2010, 02:11:51 pm »

Quite a good move indeed you old barnswaggle. The necromancer shall summon seven more skeletons to kill the rest of the cats.

Effects in Play:
 • Cat-Killer-Killer
 • RAM: 14 Death Points
• Armaggedon Nuke Timer: 15

On motion to increase cost of 'Bzzt':
All In Favor: 2
Criptfeind, ExKirby
All Opposed: 0


13 Cat meat
13 Cat bones

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And the alliance for killing of cats is now dead.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2010, 02:13:22 pm by Criptfeind »
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Cheddarius

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2010, 02:14:35 pm »

I dispel my Balrog.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2010, 02:17:37 pm »

Using what my good chap? You have no wizard class under your control now. Can you even control it without a wizard, or is the beast on the looses?
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Cheddarius

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2010, 02:20:47 pm »

Balrogs may be dispelled by Wizard classes (takes 2 turns, destroys Wizard for 5 turns) or by the summoner.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2010, 02:29:15 pm »

Ah I thought you meant the summoner class. Do necromancers count as wizards for summoning Balrogs? At any rate my alchemist shall gather up the cat meat to make in to level one acid.

Effects in Play:
 • Cat-Killer-Killer
 • RAM: 14 Death Points
• Armaggedon Nuke Timer: 15

On motion to increase cost of 'Bzzt':
All In Favor: 3
Criptfeind, ExKirby, Cheddarius
All Opposed: 0

13 Cat bones

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« Last Edit: February 17, 2010, 02:32:37 pm by Criptfeind »
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Cheddarius

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2010, 02:31:11 pm »

I vote to increase the cost. Yes, necromancers are wizards.
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Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2010, 02:53:33 pm »

I add a magma-proof pump next to the Magma-pipe and create a Legendary Pump Operator on the other side of the field. The dwarf will now go to pump the pump.

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Join us. The crazy is at a perfect temperature today.
So it seems I accidentally put my canteen in my wheelbarrow and didn't notice... and then I got really thirsty... so right before going to sleep I go to take a swig from my canteen and... end up snorting a line of low-grade meth.

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2010, 03:08:20 pm »

My nuke seems to have disappeared on Timer 13, so I need to roll 1d7. 7-so anything within 7 squares of where my nuke was is NUKED.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2010, 03:14:51 pm »

Why my dear friend Akhier the Dragon hearted, I simply cannot let you do that. My alchemist shall throw a acid vial at your operator. He has four left. All this killing has leveled up my alchemist, he is now a level three alchemist and can make level three acid. Not only that but the as said in The players guild to TACTISCUS I now have wealth enough to attract migrants Three dwarfs appear one level zero peasant, one level one axe man, and one level one herbalist.

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Effects in Play:
 • Cat-Killer-Killer
 • RAM: 15 Death Points

On motion to increase cost of 'Bzzt':
All In Favor: 3
Criptfeind, ExKirby, Cheddarius
All Opposed: 0

13 Cat bones

Also it exploded on 15 so you shall haft to re-role.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2010, 03:16:48 pm by Criptfeind »
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ExKirby

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2010, 03:20:13 pm »

I got 5. Thta's still quite large.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2010, 03:32:55 pm »

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Effects in Play:
 • Cat-Killer-Killer
 • RAM: 16 Death Points

On motion to increase cost of 'Bzzt':
All In Favor: 3
Criptfeind, ExKirby, Cheddarius
All Opposed: 0

13 Cat bones

Yes, yes it is.
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Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: Tacticus?
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2010, 03:39:50 pm »

Good job Crypt but you forget, right after the immigrants part in "The players guild to TACTISCUS" it allows me to turn on the "Opperate Pump" job on your peasent! As per "Levers where meant to be pulled" rule set he will now attempt to use my pump.

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Z+Z++Z+++Z+!
+%++7777Z+++
+%+7777777++
+777777777++
++7777777+++
+++7777+++++
++++77++++++
++++++++++++



Effects in Play:
 • Cat-Killer-Killer
 • RAM: 16 Death Points
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Join us. The crazy is at a perfect temperature today.
So it seems I accidentally put my canteen in my wheelbarrow and didn't notice... and then I got really thirsty... so right before going to sleep I go to take a swig from my canteen and... end up snorting a line of low-grade meth.
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