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Re: The perfect fighting combination
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2010, 01:34:30 pm »
Quote from: 100killer9 on February 17, 2010, 07:12:30 am
Quote from: silhouette on February 17, 2010, 04:55:43 am
His fists? HIS FISTS?

Bahh weakling!
A real man bludgeons his opponent to death with a WORM!!
A worm? Only little girls fight with worms.
A TRUE man beats all his enemies to death with a puddle of vomit!
I'm pretty sure that holding anything increases damage a little bit. You could stare them to death.
I'm pretty sure that holding anything increases damage a little bit.
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Re: The perfect fighting combination
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2010, 10:52:17 am »
Meh, whenever I fight anything in the wild, I light myself on fire first. Well, anything that can be killed quickly enough for me to have a chance to survive from the heat.
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Re: The perfect fighting combination
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2010, 02:35:27 pm »
The right way to bludgeon someone is with sand.
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Quote from: Boatmurderer on July 28, 2008, 05:35:33 pm
That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: The perfect fighting combination
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 02:16:51 am »
By far the most perfect fighting system is fly-fishing.

By which I mean wading into a major river and killing carp by hurling flies at them.
I've tried it; they ran away before I could close the distance to hurt them at all.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.
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