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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #90 on: February 22, 2010, 11:52:45 pm »

This is what I need, to not fail my classes. Assignments like this. Oh man how awesome it would be.

Have i mentioned that our tests and exams are open book, in exchange for having less time to do them?

This IS a college class, btw

I hate you. Gimmie your classes :D

Hagerstown Community College. Andy Keyser, HIS 101 and 102. Hagerstown Maryland, 7 week classes
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #91 on: February 23, 2010, 03:47:09 pm »

This sounds like a pretty fun "learning" experience  ;). One thing that might interest people here are the 'New Obsidian' sections from Jane Jacobs' The Economy of Cities. She gives a really good account of how early cities probably formed - and most importantly, how they in fact came before agricultural innovations that created a 'food surplus'. Things like farming and animal husbandry started in cities, because that's where you would have had the conglomerations of people and things (seeds/animals) to figure this stuff out.

Here's a decent, but less detailed, summary (from here):
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Also of interest, a game which my girlfriend played in one of her high school classes, Steve Jackson's Tribes. The game isn't bad, but really requires at least 8 people (and preferably twice that) to add enough depth of choice.
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #92 on: February 23, 2010, 06:40:37 pm »

oh, and we recently signed a treaty of trade and mutual defense with another tribe. in addition to helping each other in war, we're exchanging goods. we're sending them cattle, and guess what they're sending us?

Beer. we'll have an army of drunken, fanatical, blood-loving warriors in no time.

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Horses are the way to go but don't lag with other animals because things like Oxen can be quite helpful to. Once you have a good start on weapon making you need to have a group of warriors that are always out traveling as mercenary's. If the other groups use you instead of an actual army then when it comes time you will be able to completely obliterate them from either lack of actual combat experience or just a general lack of an army all together.
You need to show your power. destroy someone. slaughter their livestock, forage from their ground, burn their fields. show you are ruthless and then send out merc's.
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #93 on: February 24, 2010, 07:35:40 am »

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Horses are the way to go but don't lag with other animals because things like Oxen can be quite helpful to. Once you have a good start on weapon making you need to have a group of warriors that are always out traveling as mercenary's. If the other groups use you instead of an actual army then when it comes time you will be able to completely obliterate them from either lack of actual combat experience or just a general lack of an army all together.
You need to show your power. destroy someone. slaughter their livestock, forage from their ground, burn their fields. show you are ruthless and then send out merc's.
Don't -- foster good relations with a couple of nearby tribes, convert to the worship of glorious ARMOK, and take over the world!
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #94 on: February 24, 2010, 08:20:21 am »

So, last week a group with a fairly peaceful god sent a priest over to us to explain his religion.

get the results back this week, and guess what?


My tribe has fallen head-over-heels for armok, and while said priest found a few converts, most of the tribe believed he was evil, and he fled our village fearing for his life.

A good time was had by all then?

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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #95 on: February 24, 2010, 04:42:33 pm »

So, last week a group with a fairly peaceful god sent a priest over to us to explain his religion.

get the results back this week, and guess what?


My tribe has fallen head-over-heels for armok, and while said priest found a few converts, most of the tribe believed he was evil, and he fled our village fearing for his life.

A good time was had by all then?

To be exact, consulting the Book of Armaments... "And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats... "
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #96 on: February 24, 2010, 04:47:21 pm »

So, last week a group with a fairly peaceful god sent a priest over to us to explain his religion.

get the results back this week, and guess what?


My tribe has fallen head-over-heels for armok, and while said priest found a few converts, most of the tribe believed he was evil, and he fled our village fearing for his life.

A good time was had by all then?

To be exact, consulting the Book of Armaments... "And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats... "
Skip a bit further pleas.
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #97 on: February 26, 2010, 05:40:28 am »

So, last week a group with a fairly peaceful god sent a priest over to us to explain his religion.

get the results back this week, and guess what?


My tribe has fallen head-over-heels for armok, and while said priest found a few converts, most of the tribe believed he was evil, and he fled our village fearing for his life.

I hate to break it to you but that group just committed a grave sin against your people.

You should have sacrificed the priest to Armok and had a feast in celebration
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #98 on: February 26, 2010, 05:50:12 am »

This class sounds substantially more awesome than any history class I've had.
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #99 on: February 26, 2010, 07:05:34 am »

The only way to go on is to visit upon those heaten peacenicks what they visited upon you. Only instead of one priest you send the tribe and instead of trying to find converts, you make them convert, or make the rivers run red with their blood. It would be a good time to start a tradition about drinking the blood of your enemies, methinks.
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #100 on: February 26, 2010, 06:28:00 pm »

Cult sacrificing is always a good way to convert...
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #101 on: March 01, 2010, 05:39:37 pm »

Bump in hopes for an update :3
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #102 on: March 01, 2010, 06:23:27 pm »

So hows your bearded civilization now?
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #103 on: March 01, 2010, 08:31:07 pm »

well, this wendsday is the last day of class, so he's thinkming of how to end it. He says probably by some type of natural disaster.

last class, we found some tribes of wildmen in the mountains, so thats a possibiliy to end as well.


I'm tempted to ask him to end our civ by making a volcano come up under our city, returning our people to the blood of the earth
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Re: My history class is awesome(gospel of armok added!!)
« Reply #104 on: March 01, 2010, 08:46:23 pm »

well, this wendsday is the last day of class, so he's thinkming of how to end it. He says probably by some type of natural disaster.

last class, we found some tribes of wildmen in the mountains, so thats a possibiliy to end as well.


I'm tempted to ask him to end our civ by making a volcano come up under our city, returning our people to the blood of the earth

Volcanic eruption is the only suitable end.

edit: Wait, no, a horrible catastrophe while trying to use the volcano for your own ends is the only suitable end.
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