Ah, recently, thanks to an overproductive textile industry, (and farm and cooking industry... I just purchased an entire dwarven caravan's stock, consisting largely of gold and steel items, plus a spectacular 10,000 db barrel that had an engraving of our queen's coronation on it in black diamonds, which is the most pimped-out barrel I've ever seen offered for trade, using only stacks of masterpiece quarry bush leaf roasts, which somehow managed to get values of 20,000 dbs apiece) I have two legendary clothiers, as well as legendary weavers (no legendary dyers yet, supply irregularities). Because they are set to basically do nothing but eat, drink, sleep, and spit out masterpieces, I've been getting rather humorous engravings recently.
"Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of 'Armani' Airguilds and a rope reed sock by 'Backpit' Emgashvabok. 'Armani' Airguilds is raising the rope reed sock. The artwork relates to the masterful rope reed right sock created by the dwarf 'Armani' Airguilds for the Town of Culmination at Listenedguild in the early summer of 205."
I love the notion that the image of a triumphant seemster is holding aloft his masterpiece sock like the friggin' highlander's victory pose with lightning raining down will be recorded for all time. I mean, dude, that is some epic sock action going on, there.