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[Urist McOverlord]

A wall of wood, to keep out elves?
A wall of magma to kill anything that gets past the other walls?
A wall of pitchblende to keep out vault dwellers? (Note to self: stop playing fallout)
A wall of bones, to keep out... OK nothing really, but it would still be awesome!

[Deon]

A wall of pitchblende to keep out vault dwellers? (Note to self: stop playing fallout)

Lol

[Eviltyphoon]

A wall of nobles, to keep out everything usefull
A wall of elves, to keep out wooden stuff
A wall of microline, to keep out people who hate bright colours
A wall of rhesus macaques, to keep out stray socks
A wall of Ironblood, to keep out everyrhing

[tomas1297]

A wall of socks to keep out invaders with Attention Deficit Diso- OH LOOK PRETTY SOCK!

[Dorf3000]

A wall of suspended build orders to keep out masons building from the wrong side.
A wall of cave-in dust, to keep knock out miners digging the tiles in the wrong order.

[The Dog Delusion]

Build a wall of me, to keep out dignity.

[10050]

A wall of wardogs, secretly stationed around a corner .

[Acanthus117]

A wall  of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls.... you get the idea.

[Karnewarrior]

A wall  of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls of walls.... you get the idea.

And there's that wall of text we were talking about.

[Dwarven WMD]

A wall of pressure plates that drop Dwarven WMD's (Where do you think I got my name from?) on all opposing forces.

:Warning:
Dwarven WMD is cannot be responsible for any dead or injured dwarves from the intense heat of the explosion and/or waste (In other words magma.). Effects may vary from person to person, including the mass loss of several soldiers. To find out the correct size to get your DWMD in, consult your local Fun expert.

Or a wall of vomit and blood and possibly, Elven chunks.

[Beanchubbs]

A wall of carp to keep out useless migrants. A wall of Mermaid bones to keep in fortress value. A wall of babies to protect your military. A wall of waterfalls to keep out sadness. A wall of shells to keep out failed moods. And a wall of adamantine to keep in Fun and &'s.

[Asehujiko]

A wall of air to keep out microcline.

[SkyRender]

 A wall of cloth at the forefront to give the invaders a false sense of superiority before they hit the other walls and realize how horribly outclassed they really are.

[The Scout]

A wall of microline to blind and burn all that see it.

[Heliomance]

No, you've done it wrong. You need a sevenfold wall. The first layer should be gold. The second layer silver. The third layer should be lead. The fourth layer should be holly wood, the fifth rowan, the sixth ash (the wood, not ashes), and the seventh and final layer should be made of bone. This should keep out all supernatural wibblies.

Thinking about it, that's best for sealing evil in. To keep it out, you probably want to reverse the order of the layers.