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[Skorpion]

'I serve fertility'.

[Cheddarius]

I'd like to serve your fertility, if you know what I mean.

[Acanthus117]

I'd like to serve your fertility, if you know what I mean.

*rimshot*

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[Norseman]

I asked a town leader about her family and she said her husband was her uncle, brother and son.  I'm not even sure how that is possible...>_<

I tried to kill her, but I was a new adventurer and she crossbowed my face...

For a woman to have a son who is her brother, she'd need to have a child with her dad. For that child to be her uncle, he'd need to be the brother of one of her parents, and obviously that can't mean the dad, since he has to be the father. So, the father needs to be the father of the mother. Then, the woman has to marry her son. I'll make it simpler, and more horrifying, with a short story and names.

Urist McPedophile marries Cerol.
Urist and Cerol have a daughter, Asmel.
Urist McPedophile rapes Asmel, and Cerol is so horrified that she commits suicide.
Urist marries his daughter, Asmel.
Urist and Asmel have a daughter, Sakzul.
Urist McPedophile rapes Sakzul, and Asmel finally commits suicide too.
Urist and Sakzul have a son, Urist Junior.
Urist McPedophile, no longer virile enough to rape anyone else, threatens to kill Sakzul if she doesn't marry Urist Junior. Sakzul does so. Urist Junior is now Sakzul's husband, son, brother (same father as Sakzul), and uncle (same father as Sakzul's mother).

You probably should have said that you didn't want to know how it was possible.

[AnotherDwarvernDeath]

Deep inside a mountain tunnel, I had a goblin High Priestess say... "This servant of death greets you." When I said goodbye, he told me, "When going on a long journey, consider death." I talked to him again, and guess what he said? "Life is, in a word, death."

[Diablous]

Deep inside a mountain tunnel, I had a goblin High Priestess say... "This servant of death greets you." When I said goodbye, he told me, "When going on a long journey, consider death." I talked to him again, and guess what he said? "Life is, in a word, death."

Heard it before.

"Life is, in a word, death."

Deeeeeeeeeep.

[AnotherDwarvernDeath]

Heard it before.

Yep, that's why I was mildly surprised. Anyway, just got to the other end of the tunnel (after finding 4 bridges across caverns), and everyone is telling me to consider/praise death. Both the elves and the goblins. I met one human farmer who told me to watch out for the giant eagles hunting in the field south of the fortress, though. EDIT: Nevermind, just had some elf tell me to "go with torture". I'm thinking about killing him.

[Diablous]

OK?
Egngun Fiendcrypt the God-forsaken Nightmare? Apparently this god is one of death, fire and other things. The RNG is awesome.

EDIT: Oh and he told me to go with torture before every meal.

[Jacob/Lee]

I'd like to serve your fertility, if you know what I mean.

I lol'd

[mattie2009]

I noticed you put "a" in the sentence, that wasn't a grammar error. The town leader actually screamed "HE STOLE PRICKLE BERRY!" at me.

Dwarf Fortress: The game where grammar fell down the stairs into the wine cellar and landed in a vat of vintage booze.

FIXED.

[BodyGripper]

A giant just referred to himself as "Lord of Furi Thorncalls, high priest of The Coastal Coven, who never learned who her real father was!"

[Don Blake]

OK?
Egngun Fiendcrypt the God-forsaken Nightmare? Apparently this god is one of death, fire and other things. The RNG is awesome.

EDIT: Oh and he told me to go with torture before every meal.

Really works up an appetite.