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Dwarven WMD

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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2010, 08:51:51 pm »
Quote from: Thorik on February 14, 2010, 10:16:41 am
make my own drink and drink it right from the barrel! ;D
Do you use a long straw or do you lift the barrel up above your head and just guzzle it down?
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2010, 09:27:20 pm »
I construct walls locking myself into rooms and dying of thirst.
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I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.

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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2010, 11:54:24 pm »
I get depressed if I haven't had a good drink, and never do any work.
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2010, 12:00:34 am »
Avoid the sun.
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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2010, 12:05:03 am »
I don't do anything dwarven. I'm more like a kobold. I sneak to the cupboard and steal my mum's chocolate. I sneak into the lounge and steal my step-dad's biscuits. Constant snack-thievery.

I am the house kobold.
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2010, 12:17:25 am »
I drink unholy amounts of alcohol and then sleep for ridiculous periods of time.
I also stop all work for a party  :P
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2010, 12:39:20 am »
I went to the Museum of Natural History to look at all the stones. They have lots of cool gems and minerals, including a HUGE chunk of stibnite, which is amazing to look at.

And OH YES, they have MICROCLINE too! :D
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2010, 12:48:01 am »
OH GOD NOT MICROLINE!

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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2010, 01:45:05 am »
Quote from: Doomshifter on February 15, 2010, 12:05:03 am
I don't do anything dwarven. I'm more like a kobold. I sneak to the cupboard and steal my mum's chocolate. I sneak into the lounge and steal my step-dad's biscuits. Constant snack-thievery.

I am the house kobold.

I'm similar except I don't realise that I'm stealing things.

"Oh look a mobile phone in my pocket.. I better find who it belongs to.. again... *sigh*"

Do you think kobolds are similar (minus the bit about finding out who they belong to)?
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2010, 02:09:59 am »
I play with indestructible materials that don't even notice magma (my Uncle's job at NASA rocks!)
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2010, 02:15:24 am »
Quote from: Anticipation on February 15, 2010, 01:45:05 am
Quote from: Doomshifter on February 15, 2010, 12:05:03 am
I don't do anything dwarven. I'm more like a kobold. I sneak to the cupboard and steal my mum's chocolate. I sneak into the lounge and steal my step-dad's biscuits. Constant snack-thievery.

I am the house kobold.

I'm similar except I don't realise that I'm stealing things.

"Oh look a mobile phone in my pocket.. I better find who it belongs to.. again... *sigh*"

Do you think kobolds are similar (minus the bit about finding out who they belong to)?
I believe that's kleptomania.
Kobolds probably have intense kleptomania to where they need to steal to live.
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The Russian throws Steiner into a chair, screaming "I do not care about genetic research!"
The Russian pulls out a M1911!
The Russian screams "I am Viktor Reznov! And I, will, have, my, REVENGE!"
The Russian shoots Steiner between the eyes.
The Russian loses juice.

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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2010, 02:22:44 am »
Quote from: Dwarven WMD on February 15, 2010, 02:15:24 am
Quote from: Anticipation on February 15, 2010, 01:45:05 am
Quote from: Doomshifter on February 15, 2010, 12:05:03 am
I don't do anything dwarven. I'm more like a kobold. I sneak to the cupboard and steal my mum's chocolate. I sneak into the lounge and steal my step-dad's biscuits. Constant snack-thievery.

I am the house kobold.

I'm similar except I don't realise that I'm stealing things.

"Oh look a mobile phone in my pocket.. I better find who it belongs to.. again... *sigh*"

Do you think kobolds are similar (minus the bit about finding out who they belong to)?
I believe that's kleptomania.
Kobolds probably have intense kleptomania to where they need to steal to live.

I had a giggle when I read the wikipedia article.

You know.. it says that people who hoard things are kleptomanic too, would that include dwarves?
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2010, 02:37:30 am »
Quote from: Anticipation on February 15, 2010, 02:22:44 am
Quote from: Dwarven WMD on February 15, 2010, 02:15:24 am
Quote from: Anticipation on February 15, 2010, 01:45:05 am
Quote from: Doomshifter on February 15, 2010, 12:05:03 am
I don't do anything dwarven. I'm more like a kobold. I sneak to the cupboard and steal my mum's chocolate. I sneak into the lounge and steal my step-dad's biscuits. Constant snack-thievery.

I am the house kobold.

I'm similar except I don't realise that I'm stealing things.

"Oh look a mobile phone in my pocket.. I better find who it belongs to.. again... *sigh*"

Do you think kobolds are similar (minus the bit about finding out who they belong to)?
I believe that's kleptomania.
Kobolds probably have intense kleptomania to where they need to steal to live.

I had a giggle when I read the wikipedia article.

You know.. it says that people who hoard things are kleptomanic too, would that include dwarves?
They murder merchants for their shit.
Pretty sure that's kleptomania.
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The Russian throws Steiner into a chair, screaming "I do not care about genetic research!"
The Russian pulls out a M1911!
The Russian screams "I am Viktor Reznov! And I, will, have, my, REVENGE!"
The Russian shoots Steiner between the eyes.
The Russian loses juice.

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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2010, 02:47:41 am »
I think klepto's more like taxing the jem while the merchants not looking.
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Re: Dwarfy things you do in real life
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2010, 02:53:05 am »
I start fist fights.
Also I make masterwork pine javelins.On the item is an exceptionally designed image of circles in pine.The object menaces with spikes of pine.
I then use those javelins.I'm pretty sure I'm a legendary thrower now.
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There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.
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