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Re: Last stands of epic Perportion
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2010, 03:58:01 pm »

Wow man he dodged like 50 bolts with out and injuries hahaha look at the goblin run in fear!
edit for correctness, they all died but one.
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2010, 08:41:08 pm »

Apprently posted on 4chans /tg/ board. All I know is that if true it is beyond epic.

On it was the largest demon invasion I've ever seen. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Before you hear the end of the story, you will have to hear the beginning as relayed to me by my friend.

Having started as your standard DF, the Hamlet of Tyranny was uneventful by /tg/ standards. Sure there would be caravans and immigrants and occasional (though unusually rare) seiges, but there was a dark and DEADLY secret buried beneath the hills. And his name was Ashmalice.

Ashmalice was a fire demon of legendary status. Not only had he existed in the prehistory of the fort, but he had over 550 kills - which included 2 entire tribes of goblins, a handful of elves, and a terrifying ammound of dwarves... one of whom was the king of the mountain-homes.

Fast forwarding to the present time major construction was underway of the fort. Many many immigrants had arrived over the years and times were good for the dwarves. Having many legendary carvers and warriors my friend grew lax in his defenses. And his dwarves paid the price when a miner unearthed a glowing pit deep below the dungeons carved into the mountain.

Within an hour my friend's fortress was besieged by a nearly unending horde of demonic horrors. Ill equipped to deal with the threat immediately, the population of the Hamlet began dropping exponentially. Not even a panicked redirection of the river into the lower levels was enough to staunch the influx of demons, only enough to slow them long enough for the major walkways to be collapsed to buy some precious time.

Luckilly (and cleverly) my friend had built his fortress in such a way that if any large section had collapsed, then all escape routes would lead out into the wilderness and on a path far from the fortress and defendable by collapsing the ceiling via lever to flood seawater into the tunnel. Though no dwarf was alive on that side of the map, or able to reach it to pull the lever, my friend had bought the dwarves much needed time, though when Ashmalice made himself known all seemed futile. Even moreso when Stuvok lost his mind with rage.

Stuvok was one of the founding 7. He was an ex-miner turned blacksmith of legendary status. He was a monster of a dwarf that all dwarves aspired to be. And he had just lost his wife Doken (another of the starting 7) to the demon Ashmalice. His sorrow was felt by the surviving clan as he tore through them one by one unopposed. Only when he ran into his workshop and was locked in did his rage abate.

Morale was rock bottom. Several dwarves commit suicide in this dark hour. And of the handfull who remained of this once great fortress, few were willing to do anything at all, except the only other remaining dwarf of the founders: the engraver Sil. In the months that followed, the floors were carved with graven images of his follow brethren. All hope seemed lost. But this was not the end for the Hamlet. Not just yet...

In his grief and mourning, Stuvok opened his heart to the spirits of the dead. And one day they came to him in spirit. In his posessed mood he plotted and planned and (ironically) with the materials available to him, crafted an artifact clearly in homage to his wife: Endless Death of Tears - a sword with an image of a dwarf holding a piece of glass - glass that his wife used daily in her trade.

My friend had been content to just flood the map with lava and end the game after such losses. But upon seeing this artifact his neckbeard overtook him and he knew that Doken, the dwarves, the king, must all be avenged! And thankfully for me, he decided to continue. Fast forwarding again to the present (the time at which I had come in to see him play) my friend had safely excavated what he could of the fortress and moved all activity to a small corner of the interior. When all levers were erected, dwarves armed, and preparations complete, he unpaused the game for me.

A few dwarves made suicide runs to the bottom of the dungeons and collapsed them - which in turn lowered the debris above into a sinkhole that breached a large hole for the demons to pour from back into the fort. A few more dwarves valiantly fired into the oncomming tide of hate, but they were nothing but fodder that bought precious moments for the true plan to kick in. A masterfully placed lever that had yet been unpulled brought down the entire mountain through the legendary dining hall ceiling; crushing almost half of the intruding horde.

As planned, the demons made a bee-line through the side hallways through rows of blade traps. Demons were chewed up by the blades, but still they came. And so did "He". Ashmalice not only avoided the fatal cave-in, passed the slicing blades, and bypassed the numerous flooding-trap chambers, but he and a squad of equally lucky frog demons carved and scorched their way into the final defensive line. Among their victims was Stuvok; unable to avenge his beloved. And the last handfull of dwarves were quickly reduced to 2 - Sil the engraver and the legendary captain of the guard, Daneken.

As respected and powerful as Stuvok had been, Daneken was that and more. He was a god among his clan, and had once in his long career single-handedly repelled a goblin siege led by a cyclops, and had helped wrestle a dragon to death. And now armed with his dead friend's artifact sword, he was seeing red. Daneken had been stationed at the edge of a chasm (my friend's map had a pit AND chasm that had been unearthed, but it was amazingly only filled with tiny spiders that were easilly dispatched in the early years of the fort). A single bridge had been built to span the chasm, and would have been later expanded as housing. But that plan was no longer. And this was it. This was the end of the dwarves of the Hamlet of Tyranny. But they would not go quietly/

As the demons approached Daneken threw himself at them in a rage. Ashmalice blasted him with demonic flames, but Daneken was imbued with the collective rage of his people and carved through the frog retainers with little signs of stopping. Ashmalice, however, had seen the deaths of a king and was not impressed with the antics of a lowly dwarf and sent him hurtling back onto the bridge - coincidentally knocking Sil over the edge. With his flesh scorching and his blood boiling, Denekan crawled to his feet just in time to see Ashmalice hover over him. With but a single push the fortress would be claimed by demons. But to my friend's and my own utter jaw-dropping amazement, it was the dwarves who claimed him.

Daneken, in a testament to his dwarfdom slashed off one of Ashmalice's arm/wing and plunged Endless Death of Tears into his evil heart. Such was the force of the blow that the demon was hurled backwards off of the bridge and sent spiraling down into the unending darkness; spouting curses the entire way. With his clan and his king avenged, Daneken himself tumbled from the bridge. But... one dwarf remained?

Awestruck by what had just happend, I urged my friend to quickly find the survivor! The menus opened, the tabs clicked, and we see that name. Sil. Sil? But he fell into the chasm! What was going on? With the battle essentially over and the remaining demons blocked from furthur intrusion by an unchecked flood of river water, we peer into the chasm. Several Z-levels down, on a tiny 2-square ledge, lay Sil - broken and bleeding, but alive.

With no way to save him, and with his entire clan residing in the afterlife, we debated how this should end. Should we just abandon the fort outright? Should we try and kill him somehow? What? In the end, however, we decided to let him create one more carving - one last testament to dwarfkind. This decision did not come lightly, as after such an epic climax, anything less would seem an insult. But still we left him to his work. Afterall, maybe he would draw a picture of a plump helmet or something equally LOL RANDUM XD.

What did he draw? Moments before he bled to death? Alone on a cliff? The last gesture of the dwarves of the Hamlet of Tyranny?

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A picture of a demon and some dwarves. The demon was in a fetal position. The dwarves were laughing.
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Re: Last stands of epic Perportion
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2010, 09:14:45 pm »

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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2010, 11:25:25 pm »

Ummm can you shorten that post so a person with a short attention span can read it?
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2010, 12:28:14 am »

Seriously that could be made into a badass movie--warhammer style dwarves are absolutely badass compared to all the other ones.
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2010, 03:24:32 am »

Ummm can you shorten that post so a person with a short attention span can read it?

If you cant read that good luck playing DF...
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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2010, 07:09:35 am »

Ummm can you shorten that post so a person with a short attention span can read it?
Demons vs dwarves. dwarves kill demons. last dwarf alive makes a carving. carving is badass.


so less epic when it gets shortened down.
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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2010, 02:35:36 pm »

Oh. My. Gods.
 I just shat myself.
 There is no more awesome game than this. Hell, even life seems pale in comparison...
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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2010, 02:46:38 pm »

[Snipped epic story of epic]

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kilakan

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« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2010, 05:19:08 pm »

well that was EPIC!!!!!
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« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2010, 07:09:06 pm »

That's just pure epicnessificationality.
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« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2010, 07:24:15 pm »

Hiya, I'm new here but...

In the fortress Ringtakers(which I've been playing for a few days now), I've been attacked by two dragons already, and this is the story of one of them.

It flew across the field looking for slaughter. It belched flames all around it, eventually insta-frying a muskox that was wandering outside the walls(for some reason...). It flew in front of the walls, in direct challange to the defenders within. Several crossbow bolts shot out, and as luck would have it, one lodged deep in its upper spine. Angered by its injury, it flew straight into the gatehouse of the fortress, smashing the doors. Then, the dwarven military sprung onto it. It lashed out with its claws, tearing one unlucky wrestler to pieces. A marksdwarf, possibly a friend of the wrestler, shot a bolt at it, but missed. The dragon struck at him, shearing off both his legs. It turned to finish him off...
And that was his mistake. Suddenly, Champion Wrestlers pounced on it from all sides. Surprised, the dragon, Eruwa Gemsilvers the Flam of Jades, struck out, but found that the spine injury had finally caught up to him. His kicks could not connect, and the dwarves dodged them fast than any eye could see. One landed a flying hick to Eruwa's head, and he dropped to the ground, out cold. The Xaolin Dwarves then took their time in tearing the still-living dragon apart.

Oh, was it the dwarves who were supposed to make the last stand? Sorry... ;)
And the Marksdwarf who lost his legs, he's been elected Mayor twice in a row now.

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« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2010, 09:02:38 pm »

yaa dwarves make last stands, then again I guess it was the last "stand" for the marksdwarf.
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« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2010, 10:18:43 pm »

Ummm can you shorten that post so a person with a short attention span can read it?

If you really can't be bothered to read that, there's a paraphrase (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/CrowningMoment/DwarfFortress) on TVTropes. I read it there first and now wish I hadn't, because the original is a million times more epic and part of that epic was ruined by already knowing the ending. D:

also i am new to this forum, how does i being inserting hyperlink over regular text so you can click "a paraphrase" and go to the page i linked?
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« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2010, 10:24:33 pm »

I think I realized how my legless Marksdwarf got elected twice in a row... The other dwarves must have misinterpreted his campaign slogan. "I've had it with this piss-bucket swill-water!! Give me booze!"

also i am new to this forum, how does i being inserting hyperlink over regular text so you can click "a paraphrase" and go to the page i linked?
Do mean something like clicking on this will take you to Google?
It's [ url= ] with the address after the = sign, no quotes, and closed with [/url]. (no spaces in the tag, either, I only added those to show the tag)
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