So my awesome cat Thob Geshudegen died of old age just now. He'd been catching vermin like a pro ever since embark (as evidenced by all the "Cat cancels store corpse: too injured" bugspam), so I wasn't content with him being pitched in the graveyard with the rest of the pets. No, I wanted something special.
So I opened up the floodgate leading to my first ever well (I'd sealed it because I built a much better one after I shook off my fear of dorfs tumbling to their deaths) and built a coffin right next to it. Enabled it for burial, disallowed citizens but allowed pets, but they wouldn't bury him- they just tossed him in the same refuse pile goblins get chucked in (I'd made sure to disable all other empty coffins for burial).
So I thought, hey, let's disallow cat corpses here, have him dumped right next to the coffin and unforbidden, they'll be sure to notice and bury him.
Designated a dump tile, activated it, dumped the corpse.
Dorf comes along, picks up the corpse, I'm thinking "hey, just as planned."
Dorf happily meanders along the corridor, up the stairs, past the depot, into the well chamber-
AND CHUCKS POOR THOB'S REMAINS INTO THE GOD DAMN WELL.*silence* ...
... *facepalm*
I mean, I can't stop giggling, but really it's horrible, especially considering this was one awesome cat. Are there utilities that let you teleport items?