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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #345 on: June 26, 2011, 07:45:47 pm »
got bitten in half by a elf child they only thing mod on the elves was living in towns...
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #346 on: June 26, 2011, 09:09:55 pm »
My orc adventurer,decaptated a balor on one slash but got caught in his flames and bleed to death.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #347 on: June 26, 2011, 09:26:06 pm »
Quote from: UltraValican on June 26, 2011, 09:09:55 pm
My orc adventurer,decaptated a balor on one slash but got caught in his flames and bleed to death.

Orc: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Balor: It was not by my hand that I came here. I was called here by...the twefth bay...who wish to balance out the creation of the world!
Orc: Balancing!?! You steal men's souls and make them your meal!
Balor: Perhaps the same can be said of all megabeasts...
Orc: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a monster such as you!
Balor: What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT Y-- *decapitated*
Orc: There. That should d-- *engulfed in flames*
Orc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH *bleeds to death*
« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 09:28:16 pm by New Guy »
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #348 on: June 27, 2011, 12:01:40 am »
Every headkick ever.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #349 on: June 27, 2011, 04:30:48 pm »
Getting poked by a knife-user so much that it tore my nervous tissue through my chainmail shirt.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #350 on: June 27, 2011, 05:12:07 pm »
The bogeyman.

Just... the bogeyman.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #351 on: June 27, 2011, 07:32:59 pm »
I modded Chuck Norris into DF, and things got out of hand from there.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #352 on: June 27, 2011, 08:04:50 pm »
new BS death bitten in half by a human child... i have horrible luck with children
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #353 on: June 27, 2011, 09:36:22 pm »
My last death : Female elf adventurer with 1000+ kills , I go towards an river and jump into it without checking the actual distance bellow (night and fog ) , she fell to her death since it probably way more than 20Z lengths from the top of the mountain down to the bottom of the river.
Kinda funny though since I had the feeling that nobody would be able to touch her in combat and I was right ^_^ , gravity though she couldnt escape.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #354 on: September 20, 2011, 04:49:39 pm »
I remember I once had a legendary swordsman who was sent to attack a frost wyrm (I think). I travelled all the way there and found it in its cave. I immediately began a long battle with this frost wyrm and a lucky (unlucky?) strike had caused him to release some kind of frost vapour, and we were both encased in ice together, with me about to land the final blow upon the beast. I can imagine dwarven excavators finding a large block of ice with my adventurer raising his sword as his foot held down a wounded wyrm, an image to serve as the symbol of a once proud hero.

So, not really that BS after all  :)



   
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #355 on: September 22, 2011, 04:10:37 am »
the bogeyman punches you in the thumb
you give into the pain
a wile later...
you have been struck down

my guy was drowsy but that don't a superior willpower guy should give into pain from being thumb punched.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #356 on: September 22, 2011, 01:11:47 pm »
Quote from: Xotano on September 22, 2011, 04:10:37 am
the bogeyman punches you in the thumb
you give into the pain
a wile later...
you have been struck down

my guy was drowsy but that don't a superior willpower guy should give into pain from being thumb punched.

Was the bone broken? My adventurers typically give into pain after a bone is chipped.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #357 on: September 22, 2011, 07:12:19 pm »
i think so but superior willpower is suppose to prevent that to some extent.
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300 human/elf/dwarf/goblin/kobold bodies 20 random animal/fish/bird bodies and 3 dragon bodies all in one backpack. fun stuff.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #358 on: October 02, 2011, 08:46:09 am »
Frost Dragon
Breathed Ice
I melted.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #359 on: October 02, 2011, 12:09:23 pm »
 ??? Thats... different I got frost bite from them but I nevered melted before.
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