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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #255 on: March 28, 2011, 12:55:35 pm »
Quote from: Doro on February 27, 2011, 10:51:42 am
.. why were all those animals standing right next to castle gates :/

They were besieging them.
All hail the elves and their reinforcements!
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #256 on: April 03, 2011, 06:23:25 pm »
Quote from: UristMcDwarf on April 03, 2011, 05:57:31 pm
Quote from: skaltum on April 03, 2011, 05:22:31 pm
Lost my right eye to a flying sock, then lost my tooth to a spear stab, then i falco pawnched an elf child to death and then i got killed by a falcon kick to the phallus

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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #257 on: April 04, 2011, 10:59:39 am »
Bogeyman struck once my proffessional shield user guy into chest with high willpower and he fell unconcsious...
last adventurer killed 3 bogeyman quite easily with just his fists and kicks. well... he was Chuck. too bad he got killed by minotaur stabbing an iron spear through his chest.
Chuck was even human outsider. He was a true badass. I think ill start Chuck Ari Ura II someday
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #258 on: April 05, 2011, 02:18:57 pm »
Sleepwalking in the streets of the town, to get killed by bogeymen, although i had a companion, a big, beutiful female macewoman, somehow she survived, but i got fucked over in the neck, insta killing me.

Bogeymen are bullshit, as if wolves and robbers arent enough, magic eyeless little fucktwits chase you in the night, good thing they arent green and explode..

REPLACE THEM WITH EXPLODING GREEN ARMLESS THINGS, ALCHOHOL DEPENDENT ARMLESS GREEN THINGS:
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Re: Most BS Deaths- now with more BS
« Reply #259 on: April 05, 2011, 04:20:35 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on April 05, 2011, 02:18:57 pm
Sleepwalking in the streets of the town, to get killed by bogeymen, although i had a companion, a big, beutiful female macewoman, somehow she survived, but i got fucked over in the neck, insta killing me.

Bogeymen are bullshit, as if wolves and robbers arent enough, magic eyeless little fucktwits chase you in the night, good thing they arent green and explode..

REPLACE THEM WITH EXPLODING GREEN ARMLESS THINGS, ALCHOHOL DEPENDENT ARMLESS GREEN THINGS:

You've struck FUN!
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #260 on: April 05, 2011, 06:59:29 pm »
BS death? Every time I kill a guy and then a lynch mob forms to kill me. Armless children chasing me isn't as hilarious as you would think.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #261 on: April 07, 2011, 09:57:31 am »
Quote from: skaltum on April 05, 2011, 04:20:35 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on April 05, 2011, 02:18:57 pm
Sleepwalking in the streets of the town, to get killed by bogeymen, although i had a companion, a big, beutiful female macewoman, somehow she survived, but i got fucked over in the neck, insta killing me.

Bogeymen are bullshit, as if wolves and robbers arent enough, magic eyeless little fucktwits chase you in the night, good thing they arent green and explode..

REPLACE THEM WITH EXPLODING GREEN ARMLESS THINGS, ALCHOHOL DEPENDENT ARMLESS GREEN THINGS:

You've struck FUN!

I forgot that fun exists in Adventurer mode!
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #262 on: April 07, 2011, 05:04:32 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on April 07, 2011, 09:57:31 am
Quote from: skaltum on April 05, 2011, 04:20:35 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on April 05, 2011, 02:18:57 pm
Sleepwalking in the streets of the town, to get killed by bogeymen, although i had a companion, a big, beutiful female macewoman, somehow she survived, but i got fucked over in the neck, insta killing me.

Bogeymen are bullshit, as if wolves and robbers arent enough, magic eyeless little fucktwits chase you in the night, good thing they arent green and explode..

REPLACE THEM WITH EXPLODING GREEN ARMLESS THINGS, ALCHOHOL DEPENDENT ARMLESS GREEN THINGS:

You've struck FUN!

I forgot that fun exists in Adventurer mode!

Which reminds me of the time I somehow found a circus in adventurer mode.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #263 on: April 09, 2011, 02:10:45 am »
1. Dodging into a pool
2. crossing a frozen river when it unfroze
3. being dragged into a river by carp
4. kicked into a wall by a giraffe in the head
5. turning around a corner in one of my fortresses and being killed by the minotaur
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #264 on: April 09, 2011, 12:20:42 pm »
death by MELTING FINGER
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #265 on: April 30, 2011, 12:38:54 pm »
Gredal CombatWars was a tough boxer, running from elf to elf, breaking bones and gouging eyes left right and center with his 3 child companions.

He had just gone and killed another 15 elfs and was working his way over to the human town to see if there were any more children to take, on his way in, a moose kicked his right elbow and fractured it (Compound=Bone sticking through skin). He passed out due to the pain and the children were all killed after chasing it away from his unconsious body. When he awoke, he was greeted with a sheep staring at him, he killed the sheep and went on his way, passing out every few tiles. He made it to the town and bought a sword (On account of his boxing career ending) and was on my way to get more.......skilled companions. He got to a fort and went in to find someone to talk to, he was met by the same moose that had put him out of his boxing career and killed his loyal halfling companions. He went to go kill it and got the sword knocked out of his hand, when he tried to retreat, the moose came behind him and broke his left knee,spine and left hand and proceeded to walk out of the fort. He passed out and a gopher came and bit his nose off and scratched his eyes out. When he awoke there were aprox. 6 goblin bandits who had come and they proceeded to target my teeth with their whips and I finaly got my head chopped off by a bronze short sword after I was de-teethed and blind and completely immoble.

Ah how Dwarf Fortress taunts us so......
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« Reply #266 on: April 30, 2011, 01:24:38 pm »
That was one of the greatest things i've read. Purely because the moose just walked away.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #267 on: April 30, 2011, 02:09:02 pm »
wasnt quite as great for me :( I could no longer rupture peoples kidneys with my fists......
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #268 on: April 30, 2011, 06:41:02 pm »
Started off a new Adventure, got up to master spearman and went out looking for that moose that destroyed me. I found it and charged at it (I have Iron Armour on) HE KICKS ME IN THE CHEST, MY RIB GOES THROUGH MY HEART AND I DIE........


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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #269 on: April 30, 2011, 07:02:07 pm »
Nickname this moose "Canada's Revenge". Do it. Now.
Just kidding, but seriously, you have to nickname this moose.
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